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From The DS

**FOUR million people tuned in to watch as Shabnam, Carole and Tracey were nominated for eviction this week.

*CLASSY Laura wiped her nose – with her hand.

*THE housemates are already thinking about life without a luxury food budget. Gerry explained: “Well, if the worst comes to the worst, we can always
eat one of the twins. We have two, so eating one will be OK. I vote for Amanda first.”

*BIG Brother has revealed some of the items that they confiscated from the wannabes before they entered the house. The banned goods include a flu kit, sewing needle and thread, dental floss and a shell-suit.


*WE know Shabnam is desperate for the headlines but wearing them is a bit much. The wannabe tried to stand out in the crowd in a dress covered with newspaper headlines.

*GERRY made a bid for stardom singing and dancing in a towel.

*NICKY and Charley are refusing to talk to each other after another night of blistering rows.

*BB played a police siren in the house for almost an hour because the housemates would not get out of bed.

*GERRY reckons women cannot be faithful and fun if they get married.