[the_chosen_one]

Does it not piss you off the way he keeps bitching and whining for cider, like some spoilt brat in a sweet shop?

I've a good mind to go to his eviction night and stand at the doors with a bucket of cider, then whizz it in his ugly face when the doors open.

There's your cider, you ****ing rotter.

[Shaun]

I like your style

Cider's a nasty drink anyway.