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Spice Girls Pregnancy Betting Odds: Baby

Now that Big Brother has been, outstayed its welcome sightly and then gone again, it's time to look elsewhere for something to give you betting odds on - and where better to look than up the wombs of the Spice Girls?

Why are we doing Spice Girls betting odds? Simple - because there's nothing else to do betting odds about we really really like the Spice Girls. A lot. And we can't wait for the forthcoming Spice Girls reunion concerts at the end of the year. But there's one thing that might well screw up the Spice Girls reunion - a pregnant Spice Girl. Now, although we're told that the Spice Girls are under a strict 'no getting pregnant' rule, what's girl power if it isn't getting unexpectedly knocked up?

All this week we'll be profiling the chances that each of the Spice Girls have of being the first to fall pregnant before they split up again, and we're starting with the least likely. So here are today's Spice Girls pregnancy betting odds - for Baby Spice Emma Bunton - with help from Paddy Power…

Baby - We're pretty sure that Emma Bunton won't be the next Spice Girl to get pregnant, for a couple of reasons. Firstly Emma Bunton has just had a baby, a little boy called Beau, and Emma's going to be be far too busy clearing up milky vomit and wiping ****-covered arses to conceive a baby before the end of the Spice Girls reunion. But enough about Geri Halliwell, because Emma Bunton's got a kid to look after as well. On the other hand, Emma Bunton appears to be in the most stable relationship of any Spice Girl - she's been with Jade Jones for years and has never, as far as we know, had ridiculous flings with men who get paid to do donkey noises in cartoons, the man who wrote our least favourite Tom Hanks movie or a preening millionaire sportsman. Ah, who are we kidding? A couple as stable as Emma Bunton and Jade Jones probably only have sex on Christmas day and the Queen's birthday anyway. Current Spice Girls betting odds - 6/1

Source: Heckler Spray