[Romantic Old Bird]

If he had been subjected to the cold shower, Marco would have shattered every glass in every kitchen cupboard and pub north of the river.

Have I mentioned yet that Marco has really been starting to p*** me off?

He did as soon as he went in, but I thought 'cut him some slack, he's over-excited, he'll settle down in a few minutes'.

WRONG! The man sounds as if he is constantly on Helium, Nitrous Oxide and speed. AND, the clapping thing!!!

SCREECH right back at ya Marco!! I loved it when Helen did it in BB2, occasionally, normally to show her feelings about U-no-Who. But Marco has done it to death. AAAAAAAARRGH

NOBODY IS THAT RELENTLESSLY CAMP.

Surely he doesn't think he is another Brian. I have criticised Brian in my time, but per-lease! I can only hope BB picked him to annoy the others because he is a grotesque semi-parody of Brian.

The constant high pitch of the voice is an affectation, I am sure.