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Since long-term couples who live together quite often don’t have sex at all (we’re speaking from experience here. *cries*), we were hoping Mario and Lisa would spare us from any sub-duvet fumblings. Sadly, we were wrong. Very wrong. We’d been hearing whisperings all day that the body-building beasts had got a bit frisky last night, but we were hoping it was just hearsay (pure and simple). However, a spokeslady from BB tells a different story. “We can't confirm or deny what 'action' took place between Lisa and Mario, as they were both underneath the duvet at the time, and Big Brother does not have cameras under the covers,” she says. “To confirm what the housemates did or didn't do under the duvet you will have to ask them when they come out of the house. Tune in tonight though as viewers will be able to see or not see for themselves.” Aargh! Yep, that’s right – we’ll all get to hear Mario make some sexy noises on tonight’s show. There’s only one thing for it – you simply must watch the footage (Channel 4, 10pm) and then come back here and tell us whether you think they got jiggy or not. After this ordeal we think BB might have to extend their free counselling service to viewers as well as housemates

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