[Rocko]

Do you ever get like chocolate/toothpaste on your clothes in the worst places and people assume it's something else?

Rushing whilst brushing teeth has caused me more than a few incidents and "oh, Nick, is that why you're late?".

Or with Chocolate, it's like "Urgh, what the hell is that on your cheek?"

(I am such a five year old)

I remember in Art before, PVA glue was such a fun thing to mess around with. Made good prank material.

[Big_Brutta]

Yes, toothpaste stains give people the wrong idea. -_-

[Marc]

LOL you are a child.. though that has happened before, people always question it don't they??
God..sooo... what if I had been having a wank and spray all over the place... is that bad? lol

[hannah.]

At school once a boy poured yoghurt in my crotch area. It was NOT funny.

[melanie]

A toothpaste stain is not exactly a problem for girls, ketchup and anything else thats red is.

[Emzy-!!]

OMG, i hate ketchup stains, and i always manage to get them. People must think i am so unhygienic!!!