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Kris wearing Spandex why he is such a dick.His tiny penis explains an awful lot about why he is such a nasty little man.

Small dick syndrome obviously.

I'd take pity on him and his little problem if i wasn't laughing so much.

Bless his little heart.
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Not good to have the same 2 words for a rhym. Try Kris the Prick and his very small Dick or Kris the Dick and his very small Prick.
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What Clockers said.
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LOL I have to say, after Lauren mentioned it, I looked and I didn't see much ! Bad times for Krissy boy
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Not good to have the same 2 words for a rhym. Try Kris the Prick and his very small Dick or Kris the Dick and his very small Prick.

Actually that's a very good point. I was still laughing when writing the thread. Cheers
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I forgot to look down there, too busy aiming my fist at his mouth.

Nice to see Sophie henpeck him.
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Like Ziggy all over again.
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I saw that but I assumed he was wearing a cup.....
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LOL I have to say, after Lauren mentioned it, I looked and I didn't see much ! Bad times for Krissy boy
LMAO oh yeah, name drop that I was looking and talking about it
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Explains why Sophie said "Is that it?" or something similar last week when they were 'spooning' in bed on the livefeed.

LOL
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LOL I have to say, after Lauren mentioned it, I looked and I didn't see much ! Bad times for Krissy boy
LMAO oh yeah, name drop that I was looking and talking about it
Thats all you do.. talk about cock and fanny.. such a dirty radgee
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LOL I have to say, after Lauren mentioned it, I looked and I didn't see much ! Bad times for Krissy boy
LMAO oh yeah, name drop that I was looking and talking about it
Have you got a thread on it then Lauren?
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Nah I was discussing his penis on msn lol
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Have you got a thread on it then Lauren?
Nah I was discussing his penis on msn lol
She does really.. she's obsessed with penises
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She does really.. she's obsessed with penises
HAHA god, is it bully Lauren day
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She does really.. she's obsessed with penises
HAHA god, is it bully Lauren day
I'm afraid it is.. did you not see the personalised google image?
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I'm afraid it is.. did you not see the personalised google image?
lol!! What would a bully lauren day google image pic have?
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I'm afraid it is.. did you not see the personalised google image?
lol!! What would a bully lauren day google image pic have?
Like... fists, sticks and stones.. and chains and s**t (anal beads maybe)
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oh and your head on a stick!
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HAHA god, is it bully Lauren day


Count me in Lauren
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lol you bully me everyday!
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Count me in Lauren
lol you bully me everyday!
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And long may i contine to do so.
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Another only joking, just like Charlie!
Must be catching, poor old Kris , do you think he's small manhood will stop him picking up classy chavs, I mean chicks?
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Was the task hide the Cocktail Sausage? No wonder Kris won.








IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. SWITCH OFF!!!
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