[Epic.]

[Remembered some more classics

Audition interviewer: Do you think you look like Wolverine?
Marcus: He looks like me, I don't look like him yeah? Let's get that straight

Marcus: *points at Noirin's breasts* Like WHAT am I gonna say about THEM?
Noirin: "Can I have a bowl of that?"
Marcus: Good girl

Bea: If it's true and someone doesn't wanna hear what's true, maybe they should change THEMselves!
Marcus: I'm sorry Bea but you will not like what happens when you get out of here
Bea: I don't give a ****.
Marcus: That's what everyone says when they totally do

Marcus: You are a brick wall because of the things you say and then when people give it back to you you get like THIS :/
Bea: DO YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING IN THERE TO TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE A ****ING BULLY.
Marcus: ...Well go on then

Diary Room: I was just wondering if it would be possible for me to borrow my beard trimmers and the attachment as well because I think I will do my pubes today please...

"I was born to be the man. It's a done deal done and dusted!"

Noirin: Me and Siavash kissed.
Marcus: ...Well you've ****ed it all up now haven't ya?

*Marcus gets critique for the "graveyard shift" wanking*
Marcus: I could've been one of the odd people in BED and do it next to someone else. At the end of the time, if you total up the tallies, I've got the lowest tally! 7 and a bit!
Davina: Wait wait wait! Are you counting the amount of times you *whistles*
Marcus: Rodrigo was on double figures!

"I am THE irrepressible dark horse. Film it, listen to it, live it and love it! There is your elaboration."