[Romantic Old Bird]

Oh Dear God, please, let this be someones idea of a sick joke.


That means the rounds of all the talk shows, radio, Richard and Judy. A serialised synopsis in the Sun.

Aaargh

Strikes me that the person who SUPPOSEDLY didn't know where East Angular was, and that there was any other river but the Thames (completely contrived) is bloody astute.

Still, we don't have to read it.