[reecejackox]

My most memorable is when I was getting off a train and a guy came up and handed me £40 randomly.

Also seeing when I was kid seeing my mate trying to sneak on the bus and getting kicked off.

[Denver]

Had sex with an Uber driver

[smudgie]

Having a good old fisticuffs on the upper deck and the bus driver driving straight to the police station.....
Like a scene from the keystone Kops, passengers trying to get down the stairs and the coppers trying to get up them
We got away with a caution. ( and a good kick in the shin from one of the cops).

[Ant.]

an old man accidentally blew me in exchange for my subway sarnie (it was in my hand)

[Matthew.]

some prick with his group of “lads” kept flicking my ear so i backhanded him
got him first time as well

[Alf]

Finger pie

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Had sex with an Uber driver

Bet you still payed him/her after

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Mokka

Bet you still payed him/her after

Would be rude not to tip

[Mitchell]

RileyH tried to hire me for services

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Would be rude not to tip

That's called prostitution with a ride share lol

[JoshBB]

One time the bus came to a sudden halt, and I was in one of those 2x2 seat bits (so, 4 seats).

I flew forward and hit my friend, before falling back against the seat next to the one I was sitting on, and then into the middle bit. After like 5 seconds of thinking "wtf?" i look up and some old black lady is sitting there giggling lmfao

[kirklancaster]

It was Friday evening back in the sixties and I was sitting all alone on the back seat of a double-decker returning from work having just drawn my very FIRST pay packet.

In those days it was real banknotes AND coins in a little brown manila pay packet complete with a 'wage Slip' and I had excitedly taken out that humongous £8 something and counted it and felt it and counted it whilst dreaming of all the beautiful things I would spend my share on (after my board was deducted) then I put it in my pocket as I stood up as the bus approached my stop.

The bus had driven off but was still in view when I put my hand into my pocket to reassuringly 'feel' that little pay packet and I found it was NOT THERE. I retraced my steps to the bus stop which was only feet away but found nothing and it became obvious that I had dropped it on the bus.

I ran to the nearest public phone box and telephoned the 'Yorkshire Traction' company who promised to 'investigate' when the bus which I had been on returned to the depot and I was told to ring back in a few hours.

No, I never did get my pay packet back but it taught me a valuable lesson about being careful with money.

And the story is true as all my long-term friends and my relatives know.

At the time, my father took some convincing though.

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

RileyH tried to hire me for services

You wish

[LeatherTrumpet]

I recall sitting on a bus and a i watched a German Shepherd squat and do a massive dump in the middle of the street

What was funny was the day before I saw his dog do the same thing at the same spot!