[BusyBee]

During my morning browse through the magazines I came across an article in this week's Star magazine which says that Jade is off to Hollywood to discuss appearing in a film! Now what sort of film that would be I'll leave to your imagination.

Still if she leaves the country - we would be all spared all the 'interesting' details of what Jade has got up to lately. How will I survive?

[Romantic Old Bird]

Saw this at the hairdressers yesterday. I feel this is my own personal version of purgatory.

Her continuing success is obviously a punishment to me for some heinous misdemeanour in a former life.

Remember when a film producer at Cannes told Helen she should be in a Woody Allen film because she had a large mouth and Woody really liked that? Sadly, that isn't going to happen, but Dear God imagine the spectacle of JG in one of his masterpieces. She could be global.........

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE HAVE MERCY

[bananarama]

This could mean the downfall of America as a super power. Lets hope they can trick her into boarding one of their deep space missions.....

[Romantic Old Bird]

Actually, when you put it like that Bananarama, she could become the new ultimate deterrant.

If she went to Afghanistan, OBL would give himself up voluntarily and apply for asylum elsewhere.

As for Mr Bush, well, quite frankly, she and he deserve each other.