[Romantic Old Bird]

It's OK, I know all you young ones like the house of horrors that is BB3.

As a certain someone one might say, 'Fair play to you'

It's an age thing I suspect. Coffin dodgers like me were happier with a more sedate and courteous house.

I am relieved really. I wouldn't have wanted it to be as lovely, and I just know I won't be able to pin down quotes like Miriam's from this BB in a year's time.

I am fairly sure I will remain uninspired in the ROB's little world section about these jokers too. When they leave the house I will shed ne'er a tear. Not once will my mind try to conjure up a day in the life of Lee and Adele, or Kate and ..............the Household Cavalry ()

Alex however IS the stuff that sitcoms could be made of. He might be the only one to do well out of this, especially if he comes out this week.

I think the rest need to book their places on that obscure world back packing trip now.