[James]

Bubble was in a panto over Christmas.

By far my most favourite moment in panto this year happened backstage when I gave Paul Ferguson (Bubble from Big Brother) a dirty phone call, a really heavy breather!
He was only 3 feet from me but talking to a group of people.

Now you'd expect your victim to tell you to F--- off and turn the phone off, but not Paul, he pushed aside the people he was talking to, to go outside where he tried to have a conversation with me, not knowing who the caller was.

By this time the entire panto company was surrounding me and we were all heavy breathing down the phone watching Paul through the window trying to find out who the caller was. I eventually disconnected because I was about to pass out laughing.

Did Paul come back into join us? No, he called my number back six times and each time a member of the panto company took the phone and talked in another language to him. Paul, if you are reading this, all 21 of us gave you a dirty phone call in 12th Jan!

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[Romantic Old Bird]

I'M A BIT CONCERNED THAT HE WAS SO KEEN TO CONTINUE THE HEAVY BREATHER CALL!