[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Interviewer: tell me about one of your strengths

Me: I perform under pressure

Interviewer: can you give me an example?

Me: <deep breath>

Mmm num ba de
Dum bum ba be
Doo buh dum ba beh beh
Pressure pushing down on me
Pressing down on you, no man ask for
Under pressure that burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets

You used to think you was good in bed until you found out your gf had asthma