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26-01-2019, 08:33 AM | #1 | |||
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My favourite poem read and enjoy 😂😂
TAE A FERT Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie Just as ye sit doon among yer kin There sterts tae stir an enormous wind The neeps and tatties and mushy peas Stert workin like a gentle breeze But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face Will have ye blawin all ower the place Nae matter whit the hell ye dae A'bodys gonna have tae pay Even if ye try tae stifle Its like a bullet oot a rifle Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair Tae try and stop the leakin air Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek Pray tae God it disnae reek. But aww yer efforts go asunder Oot it comes like a clap o thunder Ricochets aroon the room Michty me a sonic boom God almighty it fairley reeks Hope I huvnae shat ma breeks Tae the bog I better scurry Aww whit the hell, its no ma worry. A'body roon aboot me chokin Wan or two are nearly bokin Ill feel better for a while Cannae help but raise a smile Wis him! I shout with accusin glower Alas too late, he's just keeled ower Ya durty buggar they shout and stare Ah dinnae feel welcome anymair Where e're ye go let yer wind gan' free Sounds like just the job fur me Whit a fuss at Rabbies perty Oower the sake o' wan wee ferty. 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨 |
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