[Matthew.]

Stuart jumping into the crowd thinking they’re going to catch him....

only for them to drop him

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 9 - Nicole in, Dale evicted
1. Mikey (-)
2. Sara (-)
3. Rachel (+2)
4. Lisa (+2)
5. Dale (-2)
6. Kathreya (+2)
7. Stuart (+3)
8. Rex (-4)
9. Nicole (N/E)
10. Mohamed (+2)
11. Darnell (-)

Week 10 - Stuart evicted
1. Mikey (-)
2. Sara (-)
3. Rachel (-)
4. Lisa (-)
5. Kathreya (+1)
6. Rex (+2)
7. Stuart (-)
8. Nicole (+1)
9. Mohamed (+1)
10. Darnell (+1)

[Epic.]

Enjoy what's simultaneously one of the best and worst weeks of BB ever up next (mainly one of the worst)

[Matthew.]

“I get you coffee, I BRING IT TO YOUR WORK! I come and see you ALL THE TIME!”


Apart from that comment, which made me laugh, Rex and Nicole are so draining, making me want Chanelle and Ziggy back

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Enjoy what's simultaneously one of the best and worst weeks of BB ever up next (mainly one of the worst)

I wonder who’s doing that is

[Matthew.]

[Epic.]

Alex: *mouth full of toothpaste* AND THAT'S THE REASON I SAID 'WHEN I DRINK ALCOHOL, I-DO-NOT LIKE MYSELF AND I TURN INTO A FUCKING PRICK!' *dramatically brushes teeth* ...........And that's why I--WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING TO A REFLECTION OF ME FOR?! HONESTLY!

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 42/43/44 Highlights (Adele Evicted; Kate and PJ nominated)
1. Alex (-)
2. Adele (-)
3. Tim (+2)
4. Jade (-)
5. Kate (-2)
6. PJ (-)
7. Jonny (-)

Day 45/46 Highlights
1. Alex
2. Tim
3. Jade
4. Kate
5. Jonny (+1)
6. PJ (-1)

[Matthew.]

So as Rex is immune this week, this means that Mikey is not allowed to nominate Rex, even though pretty much every week he has nominated him. So what does he do? Nominates Nicole and uses it as an opportunity to slate Rex

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

So as Rex is immune this week, this means that Mikey is not allowed to nominate Rex, even though pretty much every week he has nominated him. So what does he do? Nominates Nicole and uses it as an opportunity to slate Rex

nnn I remember quoting this in my first watch

Mikey: My first nomination this week is Nicole. At the deep root of Nicole's personality, I think she's quite SELFISH. She said she's a spoiled BRAT, she says she's HIGH MAINTENANCE, all those kind of things contribute towards it. I just think she likes everybody running about after her, and it's ALL ABOUT THE GLAMOUR, and on Friday night she was sitting in a nice little blue dress and all that was on her mind was to get evicted because she didn't wear the appropriate dress! The big question is Nicole said if Rex left, she would follow, but if Nicole left would Rex follow? Here's the guy that won't even BUMP OFF his own GIRLFRIEND, saying that he wants to get FURTHER in the final than her, so this is not a guy that cares about his girlfriend, he makes no bones about it, this is a guy that wants to get to the final, one hundred grand so that he can open up his BLASTED RESTAURANTS! For someone who's been bangin on about Nicole for ten weeks, how much he loves her, he's certainly not demonstrated much LOVE to me! All that he's demonstrated is how CONTROLLING he is and how SELFISH he is!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

nnn I remember quoting this in my first watch

There it is

“His BLASTED restuarants!”

[*mazedsalv**]

CBB3- Day 10 Highlights

2nd round of nominations today. Bez thinking about the competition and nominates Kenzie and Bridette as they are the biggest competition. Fair enough. Quite surprised all the nominations for Bez. Pleasantly though as i find him annoying. I recall liking him I think back when it first aired.

Caprice is seething still over John's comments that she heard when she went into the secret room.

Bez is having a right mare with his cooking Chill out mate

Housemates being treated with a beer tab, food and costumes for passing their task. They are so excited about the pints

Bez- "I ****ing hate the Germans!" erm ok

[*mazedsalv**]

Brigitte having a drunken heart to heart with Bez, telling him to fix himself, about his drug addictions.

Very deep ending to the show.

[Matthew.]

Well if there’s one thing I’ve gotten out of watching BB9, it’s that some people will go as far as to eat another person’s bogey for a can of cider

I don’t think even Brian Belo liked cider that much

[Epic.]

Tfw when you feel bad for Mohamed after he gets ganged up on by nearly all of the housemates as well as being spat on for virtually no reason, but then he caters to being gross by eating a booger for cider and in general turning out to be the childish irritant he was being inaccurately painted as all along

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Tfw when you feel bad for Mohamed after he gets ganged up on by nearly all of the housemates as well as being spat on for virtually no reason, but then he caters to being gross by eating a booger for cider and in general turning out to be the childish irritant he was being inaccurately painted as all along

I was thinking about this the other day, it feels strange considering someone who was bullied and spat on by Dennis as one of my least favourites of the series although idk for sure yet because I don’t do full rankings until I’ve finished the series, but I’m pretty sure I’ll end up having him low. And in red

[*mazedsalv**]

CBB3- Day 11 HLs (John Evicted)

Big fight between Lisa and John in the morning. Lisa's true colours coming out there, and it was quite quite nasty and malicious there.

"That's digusting"
"It's not John"
"Oh you want to win so ****ing desperately"
"SHUT UP... ****" *Throws cushion at John"
"Go and crawl up to everybody, good luck to you!
"**** off you stupid old man. **** yourself, **** yourself. Stupid arse"

And calls him the C word.

"All you do is effing whinge you effing **** "
"Yes! Whinge whinge"

And now calls him a fat ****, all you can see is your ****ing gullet you w*****

"Here's a tea for you Lisa"
"I don't want it, choke on it"
"You're entitled to a tea"

That was a messy 2 minutes

Haha they have already failed the entire task in the first hour

ooh Bez acting like a child when finding out he's up.

"I'm gonna be smacking people's heads in, not keeping in contact with anyone, one wrong move, smack people down"

Bez said he wanted to go, but wtf is he chatting about, why is he so angry the ****ing idiot.

What a tit.

John evicted

Hahah he literally walks off instead of pose for the pictures and Davina has to chase him

John arguing with Davina about the Diet Coke, "You do NOT BREAK THE CONTRACT"
"It was pretty funny"
"It wasn't funny at all"
"They broke their contract!"




1. Brigitte (+1)
2. Kenzie (+3)
3. John (-)
4. Caprice (-)
5. Lisa (+1)
6. Jeremy (+2)
7. Bez (-)

[Jake.]

“You’re the in-law from HELL, so SHUT UP”
“Look at this dumb bastard! Who the fuck is he?”

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Well if there’s one thing I’ve gotten out of watching BB9, it’s that some people will go as far as to eat another person’s bogey for a can of cider

I don’t think even Brian Belo liked cider that much

one of the most revolting BB moments ever!

[Matthew.]

“Am I stuck up my own arse?”

“A wee bit, yeah.”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by *mazedsalv**

CBB3- Day 11 HLs (John Evicted)

Big fight between Lisa and John in the morning. Lisa's true colours coming out there, and it was quite quite nasty and malicious there.

"That's digusting"
"It's not John"
"Oh you want to win so ****ing desperately"
"SHUT UP... ****" *Throws cushion at John"
"Go and crawl up to everybody, good luck to you!
"**** off you stupid old man. **** yourself, **** yourself. Stupid arse"

And calls him the C word.

"All you do is effing whinge you effing **** "
"Yes! Whinge whinge"

And now calls him a fat ****, all you can see is your ****ing gullet you w*****

"Here's a tea for you Lisa"
"I don't want it, choke on it"
"You're entitled to a tea"

That was a messy 2 minutes

Haha they have already failed the entire task in the first hour

ooh Bez acting like a child when finding out he's up.

"I'm gonna be smacking people's heads in, not keeping in contact with anyone, one wrong move, smack people down"

Bez said he wanted to go, but wtf is he chatting about, why is he so angry the ****ing idiot.

What a tit.

John evicted

Hahah he literally walks off instead of pose for the pictures and Davina has to chase him

John arguing with Davina about the Diet Coke, "You do NOT BREAK THE CONTRACT"
"It was pretty funny"
"It wasn't funny at all"
"They broke their contract!"




1. Brigitte (+1)
2. Kenzie (+3)
3. John (-)
4. Caprice (-)
5. Lisa (+1)
6. Jeremy (+2)
7. Bez (-)

When they were showing him the montage of him raging about the Diet Coke and you can hear him mumbling in the background

(showing John as the Incredible Sulk)
“I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY RIGHTS!”

(when he was sitting sad in the smoking area)
“They broke their contract!”

(when Germaine tried getting him to speak)
“She was wonderful, the Gorgon, ohhhhh she was brilliant!”

(when BB tried getting John to convince the other HMs to sacrifice their belongings for the Coke)
“What a cheek! What a bloody cheek! Disgusting, disgusting...”

Such a great housemate

[Matthew.]

Poor Mikey </3 Rex and Nicole picking on him in the Thriller task because he made a valid point about Nicole being a hypocrite

[Epic.]

The fact that them having an issue with his dancing skills translated to it essentially looking like being ableist towards a blind person

Mario probably would've been ejected for violence at that point if he was still there

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

The fact that them having an issue with his dancing skills translated to it essentially looking like being ableist towards a blind person

Mario probably would've been ejected for violence at that point if he was still there

A pair of twats

“If you and Mario met up, he’d make you look like a lad”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

A pair of twats

Ahhhh Mikey just called them this

My mind