[Matthew.]

David

“I shout BINGO! and UP YE FLAPS!”


“David goes to bingo twice a week with his 80 year old friend, Doris.” <3

[Epic.]

David >>> Bea

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 5 - Kris evicted
1. Marcus (+1)
2. Karly (+1)
3. Siavash (+2)
4. Sophie (+2)
5. Freddie (+4)
6. Noirin (-2)
7. Rodrigo (-)
8. Lisa (-)
9. Charlie (+1)
10. Kris (+1)

Week 6 - Karly evicted, Kenneth, Bea, David, Hira and Tom entered
1. Marcus (-)
2. Noirin (+4)
3. David (N/E)
4. Rodrigo (+3)
5. Karly (-3)
6. Hira (N/E)
7. Bea (please don’t kill me Daniel) (N/E)
8. Siavash (-5)
9. Sophie (-5)
10. Freddie (-5)
11. Kenneth (N/E)
12. Tom (N/E)
13. Lisa (-5)
14. Charlie (-5)

So they’re all going down by 5 huh

[Matthew.]

The two posh housemates, Freddie and Bea, becoming friends

And then Bea accidentally spills champagne on his jacket and offers to wash it for him

[Matthew.]

A scream at Big Brother playing Lady Gaga into the house and all you can hear is David shouting the words He’s so funny

“Ah loov this record babeh but ah can’t see straight anymaw! JUST DANCE GONNA BE OKEHHHH! JUST DANCE SPIN AT RECORD BABEH! ”

[thisisdanny]

BB8 Day 7:

I can't believe I didn't rewatch this series earlier it's a scream. Them arguing over straighteners, the constant house meetings and the girls rating each other Poor Ziggy though being ATTACKED by the girls by them pulling his shorts down.

"I can't help it if I have a natural curl to my hair"

1. Charley
2. Nicky (+1)
3. Emily (+2)
4. Tracey
5. Shabnam (+1)
6. Carole (-4)
7. Lesley (+1)
8. Laura (-1)
9. Ziggy (+1)
10. Chanelle (+1)
11. Samanda (-2)

I don't dislike anyone I think they're all great housemates. Only rated Samanda the worst because they've done the least.

[Matthew.]

“Seriously mate, calm down, you’ll give yourself a nose bleed!”


(and who is Rebecca? )

Edit: Later referring to Kenneth as a “fruit of the earth NUMPTY!”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Big Brother’s Dating Service

“My ideal partner must be of muscular build, tanned, have a good sense of humour, must like making bread because that’s one of me new hobbies”

Bea did it better 5 years later

“My name is Aphrodite and I am looking for true love with somebody who is an articulate, well-read, interesting, caring, considerate, Bohemian prince, who’s got a little bit of stubble but not too long and nice, long hair that’s not too long either, probably about to here (points to under her nose) would be great! I like blue eyes and I like a nice tan, I like somebody who wears nice clothes, I like somebody, umm you have to be tall, at least 6 foot! I like somebody who’s into tantra, who’s very spiritual and I like somebody who’s very musical as well, because I’m not very musical, if you could play the guitar that would be amazing! Somebody who would be a fantastic father for maybe 6 or 7 children, somebody who’s very physical, romantically physical, if you know what I mean Somebody who likes the finer things in life but also likes festivals, so we can go camping together, somebody who gets on with my mum, that’s usually fine because she’s very easy to get on with. I like the whole sort of Jesus look actually, so like a hippie but not a smelly one I’ve been waiting my whole life for true love, please find him for me Big Brother!”

[Epic.]

That whole segment reminded me why she was my favourite for a short while when she came in

[Matthew.]

Bea has just come back from her date with a viewer.

BB: “Aphrodite, if you were to score Robin out of 10...”
B: “Oh, is that his name? I forgot to ask! ”
BB: “Aphrodite, if you were to score Robin out of 10, what score would you give him?”
B: “A seven. He was REALLY nice! Oh, thank you Big Brother! I’m so pleased you didn’t give me a fat one!”

OUCH.

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Bea has just come back from her date with a viewer.

BB: “Aphrodite, if you were to score Robin out of 10...”
B: “Oh, is that his name? I forgot to ask! ”
BB: “Aphrodite, if you were to score Robin out of 10, what score would you give him?”
B: “A seven. He was REALLY nice! Oh, thank you Big Brother! I’m so pleased you didn’t give me a fat one!”

OUCH.

[Epic.]

Remember how she never even bothered asking what her date's name was?

[Matthew.]

How much does a terraced house in the UK cost?

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Remember how she never even bothered asking what her date's name was?

She probably does that for all her dates

[Matthew.]

I wish we got to see Karly giving Kenneth that “absolute ROASTIN”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 6 - Karly evicted, Kenneth, Bea, David, Hira and Tom entered
1. Marcus (-)
2. Noirin (+4)
3. David (N/E)
4. Rodrigo (+3)
5. Karly (-3)
6. Hira (N/E)
7. Bea (please don’t kill me Daniel) (N/E)
8. Siavash (-5)
9. Sophie (-5)
10. Freddie (-5)
11. Kenneth (N/E)
12. Tom (N/E)
13. Lisa (-5)
14. Charlie (-5)

So they’re all going down by 5 huh

Week 7 - Kenneth walked
1. Bea (+6)
2. David (+1)
3. Marcus (-2)
4. Rodrigo (-)
5. Noirin (-3)
6. Siavash (+2)
7. Hira (-1)
8. Sophie (+1)
9. Lisa (+4)
10. Freddie (-)
11. Charlie (+3)
12. Tom (-)
13. Kenneth (-2)

[thisisdanny]

A mess at Emily and Ziggy's rivalry.

Emily: All of us girls think Chanelle has a gameplan.
Ziggy: You said you think Chanelle had a gameplan.
Emily: No I never.

Tbf if Emily wasn't ejected she'd have easily been the first boot

[Matthew.]

Marcus winning the task and winning 3 tokens, only to break the board used in the task, call Big Brother a “wanker” and a “prick” and forfeit the tokens

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Marcus winning the task and winning 3 tokens, only to break the board used in the task, call Big Brother a “wanker” and a “prick” and forfeit the tokens

BB: For calling Big Brother a 'wanker' and a 'prick', you have just forfeited your 3 tokens
Marcus: Oh don't be a prick!

Big Brother: Marcus, have you anything else to say?
Marcus: Yeah, gimme back the tokens
Big Brother: No
Marcus: ...

[thisisdanny]

I haven't seen BB10 since it aired but I hated Marcus YUCK

[thisisdanny]

BB8 Day 9 (Emily's Ejection):

Really intense episode. First of all Charley and Chanelle kicking off over the lost task equipment was hilarious, Chanelle throwing a tantrum cos she wanted ha boots oops.

Then the whole racism thing I know Emily didn't mean any offence to it at all, and she didn't really see the seriousness of the situation, she just sort of shrugged it off because she's "a nice person" even when BB was telling her off. In any other series though I feel like a formal and final warning would have been given for that, but because it was so soon after CBB5 then it had to be done. She needed a reality check, but I did feel a little bad just because there wasn't any malice in it. Charley was obviously quite shocked by it though. Also I LoVeD them showing the full ejection, this is what Channel 5 should have done

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by thisisdanny

A mess at Emily and Ziggy's rivalry.

Emily: All of us girls think Chanelle has a gameplan.
Ziggy: You said you think Chanelle had a gameplan.
Emily: No I never.

Tbf if Emily wasn't ejected she'd have easily been the first boot

She wouldn't imo, shabs was always going to be first book

[Matthew.]

I really liked Emily up until that point, a shame she had to ruin it for herself

[reece(:]

Em

[Greg!]

Mcdonald's, Mcdonald's, Barbie... Herbal Essences