[Lauren]

I may have to tone down which ones I post, 99% of them won't be allowed on here, but here goes... recent ones from my facebook:

"why do you want to cuddle up with it in bed?! you pinel perve!!!

erm...i dont actually have the book anymore, lizzie took it back, so you'll have to ask her for it, sorry!

you should go to bed, i am, but i'm not going with pinel...unlike you....essays suck." (Pinel is a Psychology author!).

and then:

Hello Lauren. I am sad to say that I am a melon. A RATHER SILLY MELON. MOOOOOOO!

my friend from home about my xmas back home:

"aye sunderland it cud b.... i fancy sum of them jelly beans.... lush mate! hahaha!! neee creeps like last times tho.... and def no ERRRRR MARKS! hahaha!! xxxx"

after a very drunken night:

"Ok whats your game? Invading my flat at 4 oclock or something, normally i wouldnt mind but i wasnt there i was in manchester watching JK you knew that!!! x"

and

"6:28.....am? =/!

(h5) clap clap....sex with a pineapple...clap clap clap...

haha!

xx"

from my room mate!

"laurenn!!! woopp wooopp!!
not seen u for awhile, does this mean ure on a date? or maybe doing work!!
mmmmm i wonder which 1 it is?????? teltelltelll...."

More coming soon