[Epic.]

Omg I thought I'd have nothing to talk about with Rebeckah out, but Anton is there in the diary room hoping he'll last in the series until his birthday two weeks from now, because he thinks it means Maisy can't say no if he asks her to kiss him. A misogynistic twat for sure, but right when he's so cocksure about this, he walks into his bedroom and witnesses AARON kissing Maisy three feet away and just STARES at them, smirking about it but on the inside clearly so embarrassed, iconic karma

[Matthew.]

Nichola: “Am having a laugh! Am having a laugh! AM HAVIN AN L. A. U. G-H. It’s called a laugh! It’s called not being serious.”
Andrew: “I’ll say that next time I say something that pisses you off ”
Nichola: “You what? ”
Andrew: “I’ll say that next time I say something that pisses you off ”
Nichola: “When was I rude to you?”
Andrew: “You weren’t, you were rude to Nick.”
Nichola: “Nick hasn’t talked to me- Did you take that serious, Nick with me?”
Nick: “... ... ...No.”
Nichola: “Because Nick knows what I’m like! Nick wouldn’t be that serious about an egg!”
Melanie: “Anyway, I think we should play a game! ”
Nichola: “HONESTLY YE’VE GOT YER DICK STUCK RIGHT UP YER ANUS ”

[Epic.]

BB1 sounds like an amazing series after looking at your's and Scoot's takes on it.

I dunno which to watch next between that, 2 or 4.

[Matthew.]

Youtube video

Just got past this Caroline

Afraid of YOU? Give. Me. A. Break! Listen! A discussion? You need to learn how to hold one

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

BB1 sounds like an amazing series after looking at your's and Scoot's takes on it.

I dunno which to watch next between that, 2 or 4.

It’s good, not exactly amazing so far compared to other series but I think the best is still to come. Caroline is carrying it atm. I’m planning on watching BB2 after this one if that makes it any easier

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Idk, Nick’s been a bit of a disappointment so far? Not sure whether it’s because he reaches his peak later on, or whether I’ve just not been paying enough attention? (which seems more likely given that Sada’s mum was calling him a scheming rat and the whole world has seen exactly what he’s like)

Imo he’s been quite dull and quite slimy as well, but having said that, as I type this, I’m laughing at (who I think is) him singing I’m In The Mood For Dancing by The Nolan Sisters in the garden by himself so maybe I judged him too quickly

Yeah he was a let-down when I watched the first time too. He's just not that exciting to watch, more of a gamebot.

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Nichola: “Am having a laugh! Am having a laugh! AM HAVIN AN L. A. U. G-H. It’s called a laugh! It’s called not being serious.”
Andrew: “I’ll say that next time I say something that pisses you off ”
Nichola: “You what? ”
Andrew: “I’ll say that next time I say something that pisses you off ”
Nichola: “When was I rude to you?”
Andrew: “You weren’t, you were rude to Nick.”
Nichola: “Nick hasn’t talked to me- Did you take that serious, Nick with me?”
Nick: “... ... ...No.”
Nichola: “Because Nick knows what I’m like! Nick wouldn’t be that serious about an egg!”
Melanie: “Anyway, I think we should play a game! ”
Nichola: “HONESTLY YE’VE GOT YER DICK STUCK RIGHT UP YER ANUS ”

Ugh, Nicola was iconic. That was like the first significant argument in BB I think, and then Caroline vs Craig the next day

[Matthew.]

Reactions to Caroline’s eviction:

Darren: “Oh... that’s quite a shocker, actually?”

Caroline: (running around the house, screaming something that we couldn’t hear because it was in the background of Davina saying we’ll see you in the second show)

Andrew: “She’s annoying, she’s stupid, she makes that noise, she does fuck all, she’s ugly ()...” (cuts to Caroline singing really loudly in the garden)

[Matthew.]

So I previously assumed that the “She’s going home, she’s going home, she’s going, Grace is going home!!!!” chants were original to BB7 but no, they featured in BB1 for Andrew’s eviction too

[Epic.]

Not them having Victor AND David Ramsden within the same BOTS

(oh and Josie's there too I suppose)

[Epic.]

Alice: Have you seen Lisa lately?
David: Ah've seen her about four times since I left the house, but we're still... in love!
Alice: Bosom Buddies.
David: PROPAHH!
Alice: PROPAHH?
David: PROPAHH, BANGIN MATES!

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Epic.

BB1 sounds like an amazing series after looking at your's and Scoot's takes on it.

I dunno which to watch next between that, 2 or 4.

I would not watch 2 and 4 one after the other because they are both reallly bad

[Epic.]

The teams in this game have to analyse a clip but then CAROLE VINCENT is there to distract them by dancing seductively to All the Single Ladies

[Matthew.]

“I’m nominating Andrew so that he can watch his brother racing on Saturday ”

[Matthew.]

Screaming literally EVERYONE hates Nick

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Weeks 1 & 2 - Sada evicted
1. Caroline (+1)
2. Anna (-1)
3. Darren (+1)
4. Sada (+1)
5. Melanie (-2)
6. Tom (-)
7. Nichola (-)
8. Andrew (-)
9. Craig (+1)
10. Nick (-1)

Shocked at Mel being favourite to win Was expecting Craig for sure. Anyway think I’ve spammed this thread enough for just now

Week 3 - Andrew evicted
1. Caroline (-)
2. Nichola (+5)
3. Anna (-1)
4. Darren (-1)
5. Melanie (-)
6. Tom (-)
7. Nick (+3)
8. Craig (+1)
9. Andrew (-1)

[Epic.]

Well my opinion of Mark was moderately negative but there was still some enthusiasm I liked about him. However, now I ****ing HATE him for tricking Aaron into holding his hands up so Mark can punch him in his genital area

Be warned it is a violent moment.

Spoiler:

Housemates have been chucked out for far more minor offenses, but this prick does not even get a warning . Any person who decides to do this to someone for no reason, thinking it's funny, is a massive prick

[Epic.]

It's not even that heavily focused on, it features during another one of BB12's many OTT montages

[Epic.]

I'm feeling so sorry for Maisy. She kissed Aaron last night, and Anton's spread a false rumour that it was more than that due to him being such an insecure, jealous, nasty shit. Now the whole house have this pre conceived notion and it's not fair to her

[Epic.]

Awkward that they have Michelle Bass on but Emma introduces her as 'one of the fabulous lip gloss bitches from Big Brother 8' making me think they had one of Charley's crew on the panel

[Epic.]

Pete Burns back as a guest panellist

Now I'm REALLY hoping Rebeckah's on this BOTS, he'd have some funny **** to say about her

[Epic.]

Emma: Pete, do you think he [Anton] has got away with spreading the news? Cause he is the one that's kind of been going around telling everybody.
Pete: Well in my view, I think him and Aden are just lovesick puppies, you know what I mean? And spreading the news? It's all down to the edit really, isn't it?
Emma: ...
Pete: IT IS DOWN TO THE EDIT, and I'm in mourning, I'm not saying much tonight because Rebeckah's gone

Not Our Pete being the righteous Rebeckah stanner this forum should take an example from . Talent recognises talent!

[Epic.]

They've made me spoiled rotten having David Ramsden a regular guest this week . Now they have him camping in the woods with TASHIE for no real reason

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Omg I thought I'd have nothing to talk about with Rebeckah out, but Anton is there in the diary room hoping he'll last in the series until his birthday two weeks from now, because he thinks it means Maisy can't say no if he asks her to kiss him. A misogynistic twat for sure, but right when he's so cocksure about this, he walks into his bedroom and witnesses AARON kissing Maisy three feet away and just STARES at them, smirking about it but on the inside clearly so embarrassed, iconic karma

Aaron did in one night what Anton has been trying and failing to do since day 1

Anton looked very creepy staring at them. It's even worse on this video.

Youtube video

[Epic.]

Pete rocking the righteous opinions as always

Emma: We've had two evictions so far.
Pete: Yeah the WRONG ones!
Emma: ...So I was gonna say "Do you think the right people went?" So you think Tashie should've stayed?
Pete: Well Tashie was a bit of a space cadet and she was really quite irritating, always crying and stuff like that, but it made great telly when she was in the diary room SOBBING and looking like an inflamed HEMORRHOID!
Emma & Audience:
Pete: It's just "I was bullied at school and I make great sausages!" I think it made great TELLY and I'm into great TELLY!
Emma: Yeah.
Pete: And I think Rebeckah made ABS-O-LUTELY brilliant telly! She was like Cruella de Vil, and a vamp, and she's not that gorgeous BUT SHE MANAGED TO PULL ALL THE GUYS IN.
Emma: She was a prickly character, wasn't she? But she was BRILLIANT to watch.
Pete: I was SO shocked that the British public voted her out, cause she would've made a GREAT nine or ten week stint! It would've all EXPLODED with her in.
Emma: But would you have liked her to have won it?
Pete: Umm... actually, I'd say had she been in another two weeks, MAYBE cause she's like Cruella de Vil? I probably would've liked her to have won it cause she's a bit of a character.

Even the same winner pick as me