[Kate!]

Sabrina Floorboarder

sabrina's secret. It's simple yet effective. Here, I strip all capital letters, because who needs them let's be honest? Also, the 'secret' is yellow, as it is Mitchell's favourite colour (yes huns I did my research)! What's Sabrina's Secret you ask? Well it's definitely NOT all the common chemicals that I was going to list, but all the names are dead sciencey and that's just not me babe. Me? I love the smell of well earned money. And what helps me stand out from everyone else, is that I get a lot of that. So I can afford to make into a scent, for all you low income whores to enjoy. Another thing I get a lot of is tears; so I threw a few of them in too. My life is just too overwhelming I guess! It would be nice if I had someone to live life with and share my tears and money with! But that's not the full secret, oh no I wouldn't give it all away just like that. But to unlock my secret, you got to unlock my heart. And that all rides on Mitchell. So Mitchell, would you like to know a secret?