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Alaska & Willam turn up shortly afterwards, and are the first team to opt for the beer-bottling task on Willam’s suggestion. Alaska finds this hilarious and spends the rest of the leg calling Willam "bro" or "dude" at every opportunity. "To be fair," Alaska says, "getting hideously drunk in Copenhagen does sound like a very fun idea right about now." Arriving at the Starbucks down the street from the cluebox, Farrah & Valentina sip their iced lattes as they mull over which option to pick, eventually settling for the beer task as Valentina would like to try out her new Fitbit. Mayhem & Morgan then arrive at the cluebox following a taxi chase with Sasha & Shea (the latter of which had to physically drag the former away from her ethics conversation with the Danish academic). Both teams choose to learn Shakespeare, with Team Petal to the Metal feeling fairly smug that they already have a Danish speaker on their team. Monét & Monique receive their clue next ("as it says in the Book of Genesis, less dancing and more paying attention" Monique warns as their team leaves the Roadblock), followed by Bunny & Coco, the latter of which got lucky in her tour of the city. Jasmine & Kennedy, still being followed by the odd Masters fan, are last to the cluebox.

Upon arrival at Kronborg Castle, Jinkx & Dela and Kelly & Tammie at first seem prepared to (verbally) fight each other to finish the task first, with Tammie trying to psych out Team Seattle by recounting a story about the time she put on a one-woman performance of Hamlet for a gaggle of miners in the middle of the Australian outback. However, once it becomes apparent that each team is struggling in a different area (Jinkx & Dela cannot get to grips with the Danish language, Kelly & Tammie end up seducing the director too much), they decide to help one another, and end up bonding over the fact that they were both in alliances with other teams that ended up falling through. "We can be the Sloppy Seconds alliance," Jinkx suggests. "I mean, I’ve already printed a t-shirt with that written on, so I may as well find some place to use it." Having taken the director’s notes on board and made their performances of the soliloquy less erotic, Kelly & Tammie finish first, with Jinkx & Dela following several minutes later.



Over at the Carlsberg brewery, Alaska & Willam take advantage of the shorter distance they had to travel compared to the teams at the Shakespearean Detour, and make light work of bottling the beer. "I’ve had many years’ experience of holding things of this shape in my hands," Willam says as she does so. "Not necessarily bottles, but… things." Alaska takes the opportunity to sample some of the beers being produced at the brewery. "I’d rather this were vodka," she says, having just downed a pint of beer, "but it’s doing the job all the same." With all five gallons bottled, they grab crates and trolleys and begin the three mile walk to the oldest pub in the city. They spend this time singing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, although this somehow ends up morphing into a cover of AM to PM by Christina Milian. Upon reaching the pub and distributing the drinks, Alaska praises Willam on not trying to get off with any of the patrons. "I mean, these guys don’t seem particularly loaded" is Willam’s response.

Kelly & Tammie and Jinkx & Dela both head back into the city in their taxis to look for the Pit Stop. Alaska & Willam, having the advantage of proximity, as the pub they finished the Detour at is just around the corner from the castle gardens. Phil waits patiently in the gardens for the first team to arrive…



Kelly & Tammie… you are the first team to arrive. However, as you broke a cluebox and caused a delay in production, you have received an appropriate penalty…

Kelly begins to worry, fearing another Gia & Laganja situation.

...of ten seconds. Those crew members worked pretty darn quickly to put the Lego pieces back together, after all. Anyway, you’re team number one!

Kelly breathes a sigh of relief.

Phil: For winning this leg of the race, you have won a trip for two from Travelocity to visit my mother! She hasn’t a clue what drag is so she’ll probably be very confused, but hey, anything to get her out of the house.
Tammie: No problem. My music is very popular with the over-70s female demographic.

Alaska & Willam - 2 (Ammi, Shaun)
Farrah & Valentina - 1 (RileyH)
Jinkx & Dela - 1 (Liam)
Kelly & Tammie - 1 (Black Dagger)
Monét & Monique - 1 (Morgan)

Alaska & Willam… you are team number two!

Willam locks eyes with the Pit Stop greeter, a young man in a national Danish costume.
Willam: You look rich. You’ll do.

Alaska & Willam - 3 (Morgan, Liam, RileyH)
Bunny & Coco - 1 (Shaun)
Jasmine & Kennedy - 1 (Ammi)
Jinkx & Dela - 1 (Black Dagger)

Jinkx & Dela… you are team number three!

Phil: How would you two sum up your time on the race so far?
Dela: Thou know'st 'tis common; all that lives must die, passing through nature to eternity.
Jinkx: That’s deep. Is it from Moana?

Monét & Monique - 2 (Liam, RileyH)
Alaska & Willam - 1 (Black Dagger)
Farrah & Valentina - 1 (Morgan)
Jasmine & Kennedy - 1 (Shaun)
Jinkx & Dela - 1 (Ammi)