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I Should Be Cover Star, Not Coleen
Jade is featured in todays Celeb mag in the Sunday Mirror:
I Should Be Cover Star, Not Coleen "If she weren't dating Rooney, she'd never have got in the magazine" says Jade.
Does the moter-mouth ever stop to think that she wouldn't be earning the money she is earning if she had not appeared on BB3 and revealed her stupity to the nationand that the people who buy the mags she appears in only do s, so they can read about how stupid she still is.?
Coleen's style shoot for Vogue is to celebrate 'Aristochav' - fashionstas claim Chav is the new chic.. Coleen, 18, has caught the eye of Alexandra Shulman, editor of Vogue, who said she was 'blown away' by the fake-baked teenager's style when she spotted her in a restaurant and decided there and then she was cover girl material.
Essex girl Jade, on the other hand, is blown away for other reasons. She fumed to a pal."To be honest, it has left me gobsmacked. If she weren't dating him [Rooney], she would never have got in the magazine. It's not as if I don't shift mags. I'm a big seller, so I'm told."
The BBstar,24, who is also dating a footballer, Amoo, won't let the matter lie and is said to be organising talks with the fashion bods at Vogue to discuss getting herself in the mag.
When we asked Vogue's Alexandra Shulman, about Jade's cover proposal, she declined to to comment. Says it all, really.
But it's not just Vogue that Jade has her eye on. The mother of 2 who recently had a £4,000 boob job to enlarge her bust from a 36c to 36dd-wants to show her new assets off in a topless calendar [Despite owning up to having a stomach 'covered in stretchmarks which flops out'.]

After seeing her bare boobs in the papers, Jade thinks she can give Jodie March and Jordan a run for their money.She said, "having seen the pictures of my jugs out, I can now say I'm delighted to have had the surgery. I'm planning lots of things and a calendar is being discussed, among other things."
But Jade will always find it hard to shake her reality TV tag. And, what with a Vogue cover in the pipeline, Coleen is ahead in the style stakes and gets our vote for Queen of Chav.