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El Cockroach
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Befriend it
Marry it Kill it Inherit its money Kill it’s family member before they kill you |
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bottle blonde
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the literal EXACT same thing happened to me last week wtf
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bottle blonde
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RIGHT across my pillow as i was lying down
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bottle blonde
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but i swear we're not multis x
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i wasnt saying that to be anasshole im just saying it so, if your wish comes true, that it actually leaves the outcome you desired. genies can be so pedantic
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Hey yall it’s with a heavy heart that I bring this news to you now.
In the early hours of 12:50 am our beloved Milja set about to take on the vicious monster and end it once and for all. She proceeded to set ha room on fire and because of this she passed... Spoiler: I hope you can all join me for the service this following Friday because according to Milja’s “ I don’t want nobody crying and ****, they best be having a good ass time and shaking they ass PERIODT!!” So I please ask that you join me at the twerk pit in Milja’s hospital room Last edited by Milja.; 14-08-2019 at 11:56 PM. |
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Piss orf.
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it’s a mad, mad world
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Just glass and paper it
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Banned
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Piss orf.
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He owns your house now...
The little bastards are everywhere right now and I cant handle it. Friday night I was home alone, quite happy doing my own thing, jumped in a shower, washed my hair etc was looking forward to a chilled evening watching Netflix with a cuppa but noooooo that's definitely not how things went. Came out the shower wrapped a towel around me and went and sat at my dressing table, next minute I feel something on my arm look down and this ****ing GIGANTIC SPIDER is running up my arm, who the **** did it think it was? I started panicking and screaming I must have resembled some kind of demented animal and the thing fell OFF, my towel fell off and I ran. I couldn't see where it went so I literally stood crying with no clothes on at my bedroom door for 20 mins before I plucked up the courage to run in and grab my phone. My sister laughed, my friend laughed and my brother said '**** off I'm not coming away up there to get a spider' :/ so I had to be brave and go back in with the hoover, I hoovered every inch of the room and still couldn't find the hairy little prick, I was still crying when my husband phoned from work nearly 2 hours later ![]() |
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self-oscillating
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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...praying for you Milja...(...and Josy..)...
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This Witch doesn't burn
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Exactly , never kill anything living , they are all here for a reason, spiders are very beneficial .
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IntoxiKated
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Please spoiler that picture of the spider. Its making me ill.
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