[Harry!]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/

THE Spice Girls played London's O2 Arena this week. But I have some questions.

Posh Spice has been getting the biggest cheers out the five girls. Is that because she sings the least?

Geri Halliwell has modestly said: "The G8 leaders or Israel could learn from our reconciliation."

Is she suggesting the Israelis do to the O2 Arena what they did to Lebanon?

And the Beckham kids took the stage as their mum performed Mama the other night, wearing earmuffs to protect them from the noise... Well, wouldn't you?