[bots]

We have all asked the question at some time ..... Why would someone do that?

I think the weirdest one i ever encountered was a phantom pooper that used to leave a deposit in pint glasses. It was quite a regular occurrence and happened in several pubs.

(This thread was prompted by the head of the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) recently writing to all staff instructing them not to poop on the floor)

[Crimson Dynamo]

in our kettle in our shared kitchen 1st year at uni

[user104658]

Once discovered a massive turn in the shelter at the train station, which had used toilet paper next to it. It was more the toilet paper that baffled me... like it had been expected...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

On my bed that i was asleep in when my dog was like 9 weeks old

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

On my bed that i was asleep in when my dog was like 9 weeks old

you should not have done that as the dog was young and could have been frightened by it?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

you should not have done that as the dog was young and could have been frightened by it?

[Matthew.]

Recently came across a bit of jobby on top of the toilet roll holder in the toilets of a shopping centre… some grim bastards going about

[Beso]

I watched my mate **** in a plastic cup in the local bus waiting room...I can't say my parents were amused when the cops turned up and asked me if I had seen George deficate into the cup.

[user104658]

Ahh there was a time at work when someone alerted us that "the toilets were a mess" and we went in to discover crap literally everywhere. On the floor, in the sink, handprints up the walls... and a messed pair of boxers in the corner.

I just have no idea how someone covered head to toe in **** managed to leave without anyone noticing.

[Jay28jay2]

Not seen personally, but an incident in my primary school where some kid smeared it on the walls and it said something, but not sure what it said. The person who they said it was has a form of autism so..

[LaLaLand]

In the kid's communal toy box in a waiting room at the hospital.

[LaLaLand]

My Auntie used to be a postwoman and work at the sorting office and she said there'd be AT LEAST two turds a week being mailed to someone! Dirty gets!

[Firewire]

In the sink at Bishop's Stortford services.

[Strictly Jake]

Not really strange but as a cleaner the amount of solid turds i find on a toilet seat rather than in a toilet is suprising

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Strictly Jake

Not really strange but as a cleaner the amount of solid turds i find on a toilet seat rather than in a toilet is suprising

I’d say that’s extremely strange

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

I’d say that’s extremely strange

Without sounding racist and it may sound racist but we have a lot of foreign students at uni......certain races squat

[Livia]

My favourite thread for ages. Several genuine LOLs. There are some ****ing savages about.

[Marsh.]

In my contacts.

Under the name "Luke B".