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20-01-2020, 09:23 AM | #1 | ||
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I'm in the house alone and it made a noise. But not just any noise - it sounded exactly like my eldest daughter saying "Muuum?" I genuinely thought she had left and walked home from school?? Wtf...
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20-01-2020, 09:30 AM | #2 | |||
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yep its haunted and soon you will kill
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20-01-2020, 09:35 AM | #3 | ||
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There's a surrealist horror in there somewhere. Someone's rumbling stomach starts to sound like words, telling them what to do...
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20-01-2020, 09:41 AM | #4 | |||
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I Love my brick
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You've heard about voices in your head but who is going to save you from the voices in your Belly?
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20-01-2020, 10:14 AM | #5 | |||
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20-01-2020, 10:15 AM | #6 | |||
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Belly looks more like a bum hole.
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20-01-2020, 10:18 AM | #7 | |||
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It was an ad for Reebok from 20 years ago
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20-01-2020, 10:20 AM | #8 | |||
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this is why i have a cappuccino and a slice of white warbutons toasted with butter immediately i wake up as it silences the voices in my stomach
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20-01-2020, 10:47 AM | #9 | ||
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20-01-2020, 10:48 AM | #10 | ||
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Also I can't eat before about 11am it makes me feel sick
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20-01-2020, 10:54 AM | #11 | |||
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20-01-2020, 10:57 AM | #12 | ||
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20-01-2020, 11:00 AM | #13 | |||
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20-01-2020, 11:06 AM | #14 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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You will give yourself an ulcer by skipping breakfast
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20-01-2020, 12:55 PM | #17 | |||
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