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06-02-2020, 04:45 PM | #1 | |||
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What are you doing for Valentines day?
Or don't you bother? Also please post any nice Valentine verses you may know....not smutty ones haha. Xx
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06-02-2020, 04:47 PM | #2 | |||
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ਵਫ਼ਾਦਾਰੀ ☬
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I’m going out with my significant other to a fancy restaurant
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06-02-2020, 04:50 PM | #3 | |||
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Ooh. Have a really lovely time Sherzy
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06-02-2020, 05:01 PM | #4 | |||
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You know my methods
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I am cooking the TL dinner (steak) and we shall lay the table etc and have classic FM on
it will be very romantic and then there will be some hows your father |
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06-02-2020, 05:02 PM | #5 | ||
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Oop almost forgot about this
Ta for the reminder Kate |
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06-02-2020, 05:34 PM | #6 | |||
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We dont celebrate valentine's day
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06-02-2020, 07:38 PM | #7 | |||
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Simba Wiv Ya Friggin ‘Air
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I’m forever single and alone... *SAD! by XXXTentacion plays*
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06-02-2020, 07:45 PM | #8 | ||
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This year, going to London by train having a walk round buy her a gift buy her lunch we are going to the theatre then having dinner in a restaurant see what we fancy then coming home.
We both have busy lives so it’s important to make her feel special when i get the chance. |
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06-02-2020, 07:50 PM | #9 | |||
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Ahhhh, it’s changeover weekend at the smudgie household.
Daughterin-law leaves for America the 13th, so no doubt our son will be gracing us with his company, then our daughter is home on the 15th for a few days half term. Hubby will be polishing and scrubbing etc No doubt he will find time to sort flowers and a card |
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06-02-2020, 07:52 PM | #10 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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'put a bit of lippy on and run a brush through your hair, we are alcoholics, not savages' |
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06-02-2020, 07:55 PM | #11 | |||
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Eating biscuits and drinking rum, the superior plan
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06-02-2020, 07:56 PM | #12 | |||
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Waking up, having a shower..then a ****(I know)..get dressed, work (if it's on a work day) come home, relax for 4 hours..bed.
If it's not on a week day..and the weather is fine..which it will be after this storm...up london on the pull. (If sherrif allows me to guilt free) |
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06-02-2020, 08:03 PM | #13 | |||
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That's only for birthdays you say,
But you get my pay, day after day. What is it you want, me to turn gay? It's valentines day, suck it I say... Obviously nobody wants to see that on a card..non wonder you cancelled it. Last edited by parmnion; 06-02-2020 at 08:32 PM. |
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06-02-2020, 08:25 PM | #14 | ||
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Me and my mate once met two women one was single and hot I drove them home with my mate he really Liked the singe one, so me being me I asked when will we see you again, she gave me her number. I gave it to my mate and he sent her a text saying did she want to go on a date, she never replied. Two weeks passed and we where out and saw them again in passing the hot one was offish Well another two weeks had passed and we saw them again in another club my mate had is tongue out over her. So I went over to talk to her and ask wot was up? While my mate looked on, she said I should break your leg, I said why? She said I gave you my number for you and you alone what would I want with Phil. I just laughed, needless to say I didn’t tell poor Phil the bad news. |
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06-02-2020, 08:29 PM | #15 | ||
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In another club another, time I was talking to a married woman Phil was in ear shot and she said if I was gonna have an affair I would have it with you, Phil come over and said I heard that.
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06-02-2020, 08:35 PM | #16 | |||
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If you had sang it, she would have forgiven you xx |
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06-02-2020, 08:38 PM | #17 | ||
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It was islands in the stream which turned out to be Elaine favourite tune the hot one. |
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06-02-2020, 08:38 PM | #18 | |||
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Sherif. .if you are in a club talking to a woman..and the music's pumping..and he's in ear shot..sorry mate, but he has hdhd
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06-02-2020, 08:41 PM | #19 | ||
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Three of us out one nite met two women me Phil and one of the women drove up the road to the kebab van
Cam back and the other woman was upset with my mate I said what’s wrong she said your mate bit my nipple |
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06-02-2020, 08:41 PM | #20 | |||
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Ibviously that's not a giant telly on his back..I meant ADHD...
Him in your face when your pulling..or perhaps pulled? |
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06-02-2020, 08:46 PM | #21 | ||
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06-02-2020, 08:46 PM | #22 | |||
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Is it redemption evening? If it is...I once ran away from 3 women who cornered me in the local graveyard when I was 17..cause I had had sex with each one of them that evening. .I just ran away..like a coward. . ..stir talk to them all now though. |
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06-02-2020, 08:47 PM | #23 | ||
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06-02-2020, 08:48 PM | #24 | |||
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06-02-2020, 08:52 PM | #25 | ||
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Me and another mate was in weatherspoons pre drinks before liquid night club in Windsor My mate wanted to go with one and me have her mate I was not interested in her mate so we left to go to the club They came to the club and i saw them and was off like a shoplifter trying to get away from security. |
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