[Morgan.]

The Douche

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Douches can occasionally be nice, and to prove it, I wanted to dedicate my performance this week to everyone's second favourite forum member from New Jersey. That's right, my American Boy is an American Troy, better known as the criminally underrated Macie Lightfoot. Sure, I may be a week older than him, but we’ve got much more in common than what divides us. For example, we have similar tastes in TV shows, we tend to root for the same people, and we've both reached the dizzying heights of the top 74 in Most Loved. We may be on opposite coasts, Troy, but I'll always really want to kick it with you, if only because the subforums that we both frequent would be completely deserted otherwise. On a side note, kids, don't listen to what Kanye West tells you. Never ever try and douche using Ribena. For starters, your clacker will be smelling faintly of blackcurrant for years.
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Matthew - American Boy is a top 10 song of all time! I think this may be MB as I know he moved to America recently? And I don’t think it’s JerseyWins as I think he’s from New Jersey too? Idk.

Amy - Another great choice, this week has been top tier, you shone this week and your advice about not using ribena to douche is invaluable. I think you are Hayden

Sle - I’d say Epique, since he’s gone on about how he loves that him and Troy dont agree on things before but the costume just wouldnt be something he’d pick. Could actually be Marsh but the choice of Troy would be random for him since idk if they ever talk. Again, I dont really know with this one.

Mitchell - Once again, every single week you stump me. Supposedly you went to Manchester to see Janelle Monae, but then live in america, and picking Macie is a very very different choice, I don’t believe you’re a week older than him, I’m gonna stick with Babayaro!