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Old 27-02-2020, 09:49 PM #1
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So what are you going to do tonight then now your plans are cancelled?
Have cheese on toast, in comfort.
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Hot cheese?

I have cheese.....on toast.

Are you mad?
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So cooked ones are all good, yeah?
Depends!

Do you have ocd about cleanliness?
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Hot cheese?

I have cheese.....on toast.

Are you mad?
You don't melt it?

How bland.
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You don't melt it?

How bland.
Saving the planet mate....it's not all about ones self you know...melted cheese is an unnecessary luxury.
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Do you get an itch with to much anal sex?
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What about croquettes
If you wanna spend the night picking breadcrumbs out of your arse, that why not?

Be careful though, some of those croquettes have some girth on them.
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Saving the planet mate....it's not all about ones self you know...melted cheese is an unnecessary luxury.
Planet schmanet.
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Planet schmanet.
Melted schmelted....

I wanna know about this itch!
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Like is Wizard just making this up?


Does anal sex cause an itch?

Or is Wizard just randomy pleasuring ones self in public with his fingers claiming he has the itch?
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Hot cheese?

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Are you mad?
So, you just grate cold cheese on toast?
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