[Smithy]

For people that don’t know at the beginning of each episode of Real Housewives of ######### each housewife spins to camera and says something funny/sarcastic/passive aggressive etc etc

Some examples

"There's Nothing Grey About My Gardens."
“I’m a Vegas girl, I will call your bluff”
“When the going gets tough, you find out who your real friends are”
“I’m a Jersey girl, nobody can knock me down”
“I'm An Acquired Taste; If You Don't Like Me, Acquire Some Taste!“

So yes ANYWAY, if you were to do a tag line like this, what would it be

[Beso]

I'm like a sink full of cold water, fit for dipping your sweaty balls in. Squat.