[Saph]

I shall be taking upon the mammoth task of ranking each animal crossing new horizons villager by species. This list is absolutely canon and any differing opinions will be considered invalid and void. I'll be listing the villagers nature in brackets next to their name.
With that said here we go.....

Birds

Spoiler:

13. Admiral (cranky)

ugly hideous cranky mess, although I do enjoy his forest green colour.


12. Anchovy (lazy)

crazy eyes and his eyebrows are way too bushy.


11. Jitters (jock)

what a hideous colouration. He looks like hes cracked out.


10. Jay (jock)

the dark blue body with the red head crown is a choice.. his green t-shirt throws the whole look off.


9. Lucha (smug)

quite an interesting design based on a luchador mask.


8. Robin (snooty)

I only recently realised Robin was a girl.. a butch queen! that t-shirt tho..


7. Sparro (jock)

He looks a little cracked out but he pulls it off a lot better than Jitters.


6. Jacob (lazy)

I really like his colours and how his outfit actually compliments them.


5. Twiggy (peppy)

I love her pacman eyes. Shes also the only yellow bird which is iconic!


4. Peck (jock)

Theres just something really interesting about his design, I love the whiteout round eyes.


3. Piper (peppy)

A queen! She should've been a snooty villager, she looks the part a lot more than Robin.


2. Jacques (smug)

I love his whole cool guy could-be-an-artist in Paris type look with his goatee.


1. Midge (normal)

An unproblematic legend! Her pink colour is cute and her little swirls on each cheek are adorable!

Cows

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4. Norma (normal)

Seems sweet and unproblematic, I love her blue hoofs.


3. Patty (peppy)

Her brown cow design with the matching yellow horns and hoofs is iconic.


2. Tipper (snooty)

I recently had her on my island and she was always giving fashion advice to the other girlies, a true sis!


1. Naomi (snooty)

So mysterious and iconic, her black eyes with the red makeup look mystifying and her outfit choice is hypnotic!

Octopus

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3. Octavian (cranky)

I hate his design so much.. he looks like hes bloated and that auntie t-shirt is a mess..


2. Zucker (lazy)

I've never really seen the appeal in Zucker.. why is his body red?


1. Marina (normal)

Could anyone possible disagree on this? Marina is a true singing queen! When I had her she spent every day singing in the town square, my islands very own Celine!

Frogs

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18. Wart Jr (cranky)

what an absolute gross freak


17. Raddle (lazy)

why is he a doctor?


16. Huck (smug)

the nerve of him to be smug with that ugly ass nose


15. Ribbot (jock)

first of all why is he a robot, second of all why is he a jock


14. Camofrog (cranky)

another absolute freak


13. Frobert (jock)

what was I saying about freaks? ..and a jock? I dont think.


12. Prince (lazy)

hes not the worst I guess, but whats with the beard thing?


11. Tad (jock)

eh.. things could be worse


10. Henry (smug)

took me ages to get him to leave.. he has weird brown spots on the back of his head which look like sores. gross.


9. Croque (cranky)
lowkey living for the angry face, if you're gonna be cranky at least show it!


8. Drift (jock)

his colours remind me of one of those sex on the beach cocktail pitchers you get from spoons, so thats nice.


7. Jeremiah (lazy)

kinda cute, love his blue colour and the yellow shirt is rather nice.


6. Cousteau (jock)

a french king! his mustard yellow colouring is very cute and his mustache is adorable.


5. Puddles (peppy)

A pop icon! She lived with me for a bit but she was SO self-centered and started pissing me off.


4. Lily (normal)
without a doubt the cutest, sweetest frog! Her pastel colours are stunning.


3. Diva (sisterly)

A true diva! Her purple colourscheme is honestly a look and her house is filled with Egyptian artifacts. She can be a little rude at times though but its okay.


2. Jambette (normal)

A forever-stay on my island! What a true legend, so nice and never gets involved in any drama, she keeps to herself because she knows she looks damn good!


1. Gigi (snooty)

snooty villagers are given a bad name by people but Gigi is one of the nicest, sweetest villagers. Her Marilyn Monroe inspired look is to die for and she just looks absolutely stunning. She has a full head of blonde hair on the back too.

Ostriches

Spoiler:

10. Sprocket (jock)

why does this exist?


9. Cranston (lazy)

I dont have anything against him, hes just a little crazy looking


8. Gladys (normal)

she seems sweet, nothing particularly striking though.


7. Sandy (normal)

I love her colour. shes cute, albeit a little plain..


6. Flora (peppy)

technically a flamingo, I love her design I just wish she had nicer eyes.


5. Phil (smug)

I kinda love his glimmery smug eyes


4. Julia (snooty)

her colours are lovely and her tail is beautiful!


3. Queenie (snooty)

I live for her lavender pallet and her bangs! A vegan fringe queenie!


2. Phoebe (sisterly)

a stunning queen! I love the yellow/red colours with the hints of electric blue added in. The black tied crop top is a lewk


1. Blanche (snooty)

yet another snooty villager at #1 Blanche is so sweet and her name was inspired by Blanche from The Golden Girls which makes her even more iconic. Her black wrap dress is gorgeous, shes just all round amazing!

[Jessica.]

Do dogs

[Jessica.]

Marina really is the best octopus though, good taste

[Shaun]

Puddles and Marina the legends

I miss Jakey, I feel bad for letting him leave. But I wouldn't have got a cat islander (first Katt, then Bob) if he didn't.

[Shaun]

screaming @ Jambette and her filler a self-improvement queen

[Saph]

Originally Posted by Shaun

screaming @ Jambette and her filler a self-improvement queen

the rebecca more of AC

[DouglasS]

Zucker >>>

Also Raddle is a poison dart frog so he wears a mask to protect everyone else, and also corona. Shouldn’t shame him for wearing a face mask

[Saph]

Monkeys

Spoiler:

8. Flip (jock)

flippin' hell!


7. Simon (lazy)

not particularly inspiring


6. Tammi (peppy)

you can tell this bitch is gonna talk **** about you when you leave the room


5. Monty (cranky)

I like his colours, he looks like a snow monkey


4. Elise (snooty)

I love how shes a smart girl whos also a complete bitch! Her lips and beauty mark are kinda iconic.


3. Deli (lazy)

theres something so pure and innocent about his design, he looks friendly.


2. Nana (normal)

an unproblematic monkey queen! Her name is taken from the word banana too which is one for the history books.


1. Shari (sisterly)

Me and Shari had a complicated relationship, we started our island journey together but she turned into a massive dick and started making snide remarks.. shes still iconic though.

Dogs

Spoiler:

16. Marcel (lazy)

I....


15. Benjamin (lazy)

he just doesnt look very pleasing to the eye.. whats with the red eye circles?


14. Biskit (lazy)

why are the lazy ones the ugliest? cute t-shirt though


13. Bones (lazy)

Hes not that bad, just not as high calibre as the rest of this list


12. Butch (cranky)

possibly the most 'dog' looking of all the dogs.


11. Walker (lazy)

I've never even seen this one before, hes cute though


10. Shep (smug)

I lowkey love Shep so its tough putting him this far down


9. Cookie (peppy)

Peppy villagers are often very annoying, Cookie is no exception. But shes cute


8. Mac (jock)

I feel like I shouldn't like him.. hes ugly.. hes a jock.. but idk, something about him reels me in..


7. Goldie (normal)

idk if this is controversial, but Goldie kinda scares me.. her face looks a bit like the mask face killer from Scream


6. Maddie (peppy)

a very sweet old gal! We would have a nice time sitting in her yard drinking lemonade


5. Portia (snooty)

you just KNOW shes got some tea to spill!


4. Cherry (sisterly)

an emo queen! I love her red wine colour and her edgy gothic clothing


3. Lucky (lazy)

such a random concept for a dog.. but I love the creepy aesthetic and the single glowing yellow eye


2. Daisy (normal)

what a sweet innocent doggo! Normal villagers can often be a bit boring, but we can make a few exceptions, Daisy being one.



1. Bea (normal)

Another exception to the rule! I love her brown colour and the little freckles on her nose. A true simple queen.

Hamsters

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8. Rodney (lazy)

honestly just die


7. Graham (smug)

yuck we hate smug nerds


6. Hamphrey (cranky)

he will definitely attack you for no reason


5. Hamlet (jock)

He's not bad, but a bit lackluster.. when the most interesting part of you is your clothing then somethings wrong


4. Apple (peppy)

Apple is lowkey creepy, you'll find her standing next to you when you wake up with her sinister smile


3. Clay (lazy)

theres something really interesting about his design. He looks like some sort of ancient vase.


2. Soleil (snooty)

a sunbed queen! My first ever campsite visitor! she had this strange need to follow me everywhere.. I love how one of her ears is orange and the other is blonde.


1. Flurry (normal)

Honestly the purest most adorable villager I ever had on my island.. she even hosted my birthday party at her house I felt so guilty when I got rid of her

Wolves

Spoiler:

11. Lobo (cranky)

I don't really dislike any of the wolves tbh, but Lobo's colour is a little glaring


10. Dobie (cranky)

as far as I know hes the only actual old villager. He looks adorable though.


9. Chief (cranky)

Definitely a posh gay Oxford university student


8. Fang (cranky)

I love his light grey colour and big eyes!


7. Wolfgang (cranky)

why is there so many cranky wolves?


6. Freya (snooty)

I love her pink colour with the bright yellow eyes, a rhubarb and custard queen.


5. Kyle (smug)

Theres something very cool about him. I'm living for the purple eyeshadow.


4. Skye (normal)

Her light blue and white cloudy patterns suit her name so well. Her top looks like something she brought from a Santorini market stool.


3. Vivian (snooty)

I recently had her on my island and things were going well until she randomly decided she wanted to move.. I love her private school girl outfit though, very iconic!


2. Audie (peppy)

Straight off the plane from a 3 week vacation in Cyprus! What a flawless legendary icon.


1. Whitney (snooty)

an ice cold design, shes the type of girl who would push you to the ground and you'd still be in awe!

[Scarlett.]

HOW DARE YOU RATE RADDLE 17TH BEST FROG

He is the cutest and I shall protect him with my life

[Saph]

sorry hun I said what I said

[Jake.]

“I love her pink colour with the bright yellow eyes, a rhubarb and custard queen.”

why has this got me giggling so much

[Scarlett.]

Originally Posted by Saph

sorry hun I said what I said

Just look at that sweetheart watering my plants

[Jessica.]

I have Portia and Cherry and you put them consecutively on your list, it was MEANT to be

[Saph]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I have Portia and Cherry and you put them consecutively on your list, it was MEANT to be

what icons!

[Saph]

Cats

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23. Tabby (peppy)

honestly what even is this supposed to be


22. Stinky (jock)

he looks like the colour of sick, and his name is Stinky.. get off


21. Moe (lazy)

honestly hideous, why does every species have to have a few proper mingers


20. Katt (sisterly)

I'm getting very strong lesbian vibes from this one


19. Kid Cat (jock)

I hate when they make these costumey ones


18. Kabuki (cranky)

he's here.... he exists.. and I'm only slightly ok about that


17. Purri (snooty)

its the eyes... why are they like that? Like some badly drawn kids drawing.


16. Kiki (normal)

she wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the hollow nose


15. Raymond (smug)

possibly the most overrated villager by a mile? he even looks like a right bore


14. Felicity (peppy)

she reminds me of an ice cream cone.. and that wig is a mess.. girl


13. Punchy (cranky)

starting to get into the better ones now.. Punchys cool


12. Rosie (peppy)

Very cute, the eyes remind me of those old black and white Disney cartoons


11. Tangy (peppy)

I mean.. shes based on an orange, is that not iconic??


10. Merry (peppy)

another peppy girl, im slightly bias towards Merry as she was on my island for a while (and probably the best campsite villager I've ever met)


9. Tom (cranky)

Tom is like the male equivalent to Rosie. He looks a lot nicer in general though


8. Bob (lazy)

I love his purple colour and his lazy chilled eyes, he looks like he'd be fun


7. Mitzi (normal)

I love her colours and how the insides of her ears have 4 different shades, wig!


6. Olivia (snooty)

Her lashes are stunning, a true bad bitch!


5. Ankha (snooty)

I love anything Egyptian so I love Ankhas design, the yellow and blue colours work so well


4. Monique (snooty)

the doe eyes, the mole, the blonde hair, Monique Monroe is iconic!


3. Kitty (snooty)

the baddest of all the snooty cats, you just know she has some drama to create


2. Rudy (jock)

yes a male villager so high up, and a jock one at that, but theres something about Rudy I just like


1. Lolly (normal)

a true cute queen, I love her colours and her 6_6 eyes

Kangaroos

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8. Walt (cranky)

meh


7. Sylvia (sisterly)

a definite Karen and the kid is a Becky for sure


6. Carrie (normal)

shes cute, an unproblematic queen


5. Rooney (cranky)

he looks like a bad boy ..but I like it


4. Kitt (normal)

she seems sweet, I like the racoon eyes, being a mum must be tiring


3. Mathilda (snooty)

definitely the type to shout at the kids in public, the downwards arrow tshirt is a Betty DeVille tea!


2. Marcie (normal)

the cutest kangaroo, I love her starry eyes and pastel pink colour.


1. Astrid (Snooty)

a colourful legend, I've had her on my island for months now (and by months I mean a couple weeks but time traveling) and shes not once asked to leave, a dedicated mother!

Anteaters

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7. Snooty (snooty)

grotesque horrible bitch


6. Cyrano (cranky)

oh hey eyebrows


5. Antonio (jock)

hes alright I guess, I cant fault him


4. Olaf (smug)

definitely getting strong arrogant spanish gay vibes, the single curl droplet gives it away!


3. Pango (peppy)

I love her turquoise and blue colours! I feel like she should be a snooty villager though


2. Annalisa (normal)

I had her on my island for the shortest time. she has a very Japanese feel about her.


1. Anabelle (peppy)

I have her on my island currently and shes adorable, the clothes I give her never seem to fit and her belly always hangs out but its okay shes a queen

Ducks

Spoiler:

(my personal favourite species)

17. Scoot (jock)

Scoots cute, I dont really get the head gear though..


16. Joey (lazy)

I love his orange colours, but his eyes and the nappy are a NO


15. Derwin (lazy)

god id love to punch you in the face


14. Pate (peppy)

those eyebrows sis get them sorted!


13. Freckles (peppy)

theres something very weird looking about her.. I feel like shes gonna kill me


12. Quillson (smug)

theres something I like about him, even if he looks a little ill


11. Deena (normal)

if the eyes were just a little lower down she'd look a lot cuter


10. Drake (cranky)

those eye bags! someones been up too late!


9. Weber (lazy)

lowkey iconic brown colours with the bright blue top


8. Bill (jock)

the nicest looking male duck, I love his wine red colouring!


7. PomPom (peppy)

the females really thrive in the duck species! Her huge lashes are a look!


6. Molly (normal)

Molly is the sweetest thing, she even looks absolutely adorable!


5. Mallary (snooty)

the first of the snooty duck girlies, I love her purple colour and the tuft of hair. You can tell shes a mean girl!


4. Ketchup (peppy)

shes based on a tomato and her name is Ketchup.. how can you not love her


3. Miranda (snooty)

the second snooty girl! I love her pink colour with the darker shade hair and orange cheek spots! iconic!


2. Maelle (snooty)

she gives me strong Daria-like cynical vibes. I love her yellow colour with the red bob cut hair. Her house interior is based on a French park and its so glamorous


1. Gloria (snooty)

The top tier snooty girl! Gloria is just an instant icon, from the white body to the purple 1920s wig! the Twiggy eyelashes really complete the look. Stunning. I collected all the snooty duck girls at one point and Gloria was a sweetheart really.

[Shaun]

Katt has been done dirty here, we stan a proud dyke </3

[Shaun]

that said, i did literally just let her leave after being on my island for like one week, so **** her tbh!

[Saph]

its the conjoined eyes which are a no from me