[Cherie]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

Yeah, I was considering.......



No flippin' way

great to hear you got the all clear, must be a bit nerve wracking waiting on the result, did you do a home test or go to a centre?

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Cherie

great to hear you got the all clear, must be a bit nerve wracking waiting on the result, did you do a home test or go to a centre?

I went to a centre which was at Edgbaston Cricket ground (made it a bit more pleasant than some out of town Milton Keynes type industrial centre), but it's still a self test. You have to keep your windows up, and they hold cards up with the phone numbers, so you have to call them even though they're standing right outside the motor. Open the window a couple of inches so they push the kit through, talk you through it, then send you on to the next stage, and at this point I was the only person in there, so I had about 6 people round the car watching me wretch on the bud down my throat first of all, but the worst part is definitely up the nose trying to push it back as far as possible.

Then there's a test tube with some liquid in the bottom that you break the bottom part of the bud into, seal it up, then drop it off at the next station and I was out of there in less than 10 mins.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

I went to a centre which was at Edgbaston Cricket ground (made it a bit more pleasant than some out of town Milton Keynes type industrial centre), but it's still a self test. You have to keep your windows up, and they hold cards up with the phone numbers, so you have to call them even though they're standing right outside the motor. Open the window a couple of inches so they push the kit through, talk you through it, then send you on to the next stage, and at this point I was the only person in there, so I had about 6 people round the car watching me wretch on the bud down my throat first of all, but the worst part is definitely up the nose trying to push it back as far as possible.

Then there's a test tube with some liquid in the bottom that you break the bottom part of the bud into, seal it up, then drop it off at the next station and I was out of there in less than 10 mins.

I thought they did it for you at the centres how do you know when you have pushed it up your nose far enough ..

[Liam-]

When your eyeball tickles I presume

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I thought they did it for you at the centres how do you know when you have pushed it up your nose far enough ..

They did have a sign up for administered testing but I've a feeling it might be for those who don't have my youth and vitality and would have problems. They just directed me through to the self testing, so that's the way I went. Actually makes sense, especially as peoples cars have a constant stream of crap flying around in them, so cutting down the contact here is the best thing.

You know, trust me.

[bitontheslide]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

In the clear motherlovers. Time to go and lick some strangers. Thanks to everyone who expressed concern.

NHS


Dear The Slim Reaper
Birth date – 24 March 1986

Your coronavirus test result is negative. You did not have the virus when the test was done.

If you feel well but someone you live with tests positive or you’ve been traced as a contact of someone who tested positive you must still self-isolate. Follow the guidance on 14 days self-isolation.

If you get symptoms of coronavirus, get tested and self-isolate for 10 days from when they start.

If you’re not a contact you may return to work if you’ve not had a fever for 48 hours and feel well. Talk to your employer first.

If you’re shielding, or this is for a care home resident, follow the guidance. If the care home resident still has symptoms they may need a repeat test.

If this result is for a child or staff member at school or nursery, tell the school or nursery.

Contact 111 if you need medical help. In an emergency, dial 999.

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the good news is that your nasal cavity shouldn't require another clean out for 20 years

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

the good news is that your nasal cavity shouldn't require another clean out for 20 years

I feel like a post op Danniella westbrook.

[arista]

Under the New System for the UK.


11 Deaths for the UK.

UK total Covid-19 Deaths : 41,358

New Cases today : 1,441


Ref: Ch4HDnews live

[arista]

[Dear The Slim Reaper
Birth date – 24 March 1986

Your coronavirus test result is negative. You did not have the virus when the test was done.]



Great News Slim.

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by Cherie

born in 86 ...oh quite old actually

Spring chicken. I actually thought Slim was older than me.

[smudgie]

So pleased to hear you are ok Slim.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Spring chicken. I actually thought Slim was older than me.

Slim the boomer

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Slim the boomer

I didn't think he was PROPPA old like 40+ but like maybe late 30's.

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[Ammi]

Coronavirus: Britons in scramble back from France as quarantine rules come into force...


https://news.sky.com/story/coronavir...dline-12049582

[Ammi]

[Cherie]

Scramble back from France lol, there were news teams at the Port and Le Shuttle last night and the expected gridlock had not arrived, then they suggested it might happen later that night...must make a story about plucky Brits having to end their holiday early and the devastation and mental trauma they are enduring

[bitontheslide]

anyone on holiday abroad at the moment is at risk of quarantine and they know it ... i could just about see the surprised card being played once a month or so ago, but at this point the press are having a laugh

[arista]

Originally Posted by Ammi

Yes Going ahead with the first World Vaccine
in Sept., in Russia.
Keeping it all secret - so no one can find out data.

Nothing is stopping Putin.