[Oliver_W]

Hopefully this one will be easier

William Shakespeare is having drinks with a man who works for him. His butler comes in with drinks, and for some reason talks like a pirate:
"Arr fellow, ee arr go! Anything else?"
"Sea kelp" Shakespeare says.

What was the content of the Butler's secret message, and what did Shakespeare mean?

[Beso]

Syphilis?

[Marsh.]

The Butler was having a stroke and Shakespeare told him to "seek help".

[Oliver_W]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

The Butler was having a stroke and Shakespeare told him to "seek help".

Half right!

[Shaun]

I don't know the plot of Othello but the butler saying "Othello Iago" in a pirate accent is something to do with it, I assume

[Ammi]

...Iago thinks that Othello has slept with his wife so he’s just poisoned him with the tea because he’s a pretty nasty fellow...so he needs to seek help/medical help...?...is Shakespeare’s instruction...

[Oliver_W]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...Iago thinks that Othello has slept with his wife so he’s just poisoned him with the tea because he’s a pretty nasty fellow...so he needs to seek help/medical help...?...is Shakespeare’s instruction...

Everyone bow down to Queen Ammi

[Ammi]

.....and Shaun/teamwork.....

[Ammi]

...Oliver, that was the worst pirate accent ever...I say that with love and affection.....

[Beso]

The wife had syphilis though.

[Oliver_W]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...Oliver, that was the worst pirate accent ever...I say that with love and affection.....

It was the only way to garble the names though