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Originally Posted by bitontheslide
how can you be late for something because the clocks went back? 
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Yeah it makes no sense, but one day in the summer term I was obscenly late and used that terrible joke when my teacher asked where I'd been. He gave me a long stare and basically said "shut up and sit down Jackson, it's easy enough to catch up"
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die