[rusticgal]

Originally Posted by Cherie

He is going to be excruciating in Cyclone

I wonder who will go last, that will be some battle

Giovanna 1st....Jordan (I cant do anything..) 2nd....Shane 3rd and Vernon last.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by GoldHeart

I'm in 2 minds whether to watch it or not , AJ & Mo would of been fantastic in this .

AJ?

he would have been useless

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by rusticgal

Giovanna 1st....Jordan (I cant do anything..) 2nd....Shane 3rd and Vernon last.

Close...Jordon kept tripping poor dear

[rusticgal]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Close...Jordon kept tripping poor dear

Lightweight...

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Close...Jordon kept tripping poor dear

He's such a idiot, he started going the wrong way aswell.

But all that aside I enjoyed the cyclone lool

[rusticgal]

The Cyclone is brilliant...

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by rusticgal

The Cyclone is brilliant...

Yeah best thing about the show

[Pro Sniper]

Richie encouraged Farah to duet with him in another "skit"..and while obviously not the sharpest tool around, Farah("struggling" to string a few simple words together) was surely dumbing himself down for laughs? All in all I think Friends is a good comedy but there was quite a few times where they produced brutally bad material. Like the ep where Joey was trying to learn French and he was simply making up his own words. That's what this scene reminded me of. Utter cack.

Another easy coin challenge where 2 rotten elfs were in their element..dancing around like clowns trying to outdo each other with wordplay. And did you see how chance of failure was brought back when there wasn't pet favs to pander to with sickly letters from home? Their consolation treat was rendition of jingle bells by the 2 rotten elfs. EMBARRASSING.

"Cyclone" is back and from players to viewers I've never understood the hype and "excitement" around this. IF failure was made possible then at least it would have that edge to it, but it's not. They ease up on the pressure they hit them with near the end of the 10mins and allow them to settle on their positions. RIDICULOUS. The only interesting thing it has to it is its (hidden)hierarchical structure. From top to bottom symbolizing "strength" to weakness, how they "decide" who goes where. If deciding off of weight and physicality, the order generally comes across as fairly logical..but there's many times the places simply don't correspond with that ruling. In this particular order there was no obvious discord. But did you see daddly lanky longlegs trying to impress everyone by SPRINTING up that that hill! what happened there, did someone whisper in his ear that a busty page 3 girl was waiting at the top?

North "couldn't believe" he made it to the Cyclone. And if you believe that tosh, you'll believe Ruthie "accidently" and "regrettfully" spilled that smutty Royal tale.

When they began the reminiscing rubbish, Kay predictably brought up his "message from home" being his highlight. And Fletcher(seeing what he was doing) fired back with that time being her "toughest time". "What, not getting your treats from home" Kay said. I could've gained a tad of respect for him if only he'd said, "What, when they delayed your treat from home just so they could have you milk it with a poor me moment, and then gift you the added bonus of actually receiving it a little later? Of course even in the game of desperate gameplaying, this would be seen as poor sportsmanship.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA repugnant Richie is GONE! He was absolutely bewildered that his cock&bull routine didn't carry him through to the final night. Bitter that he's no longer in the running to be crowned "King" of the castle, no surprise he gave big swerve to his so-called "buddies" and opted for "Queen" instead.

[rusticgal]

I really think Shane was gutted....he thought he had it in the bag.

Coming 4th must be as sickening as being 1st out...

[Pro Sniper]

Indeed rusti. That's just how arrogant some of them are. From day dot they have themselves penciled into finale night. So they can't possibly hide their disappointment/shocked face when their name is said beforehand. Anyway, I'll be occupied and won't be around for the rotten finale so I'll give my predicted placings now + the reasons covering WHY each won(in the event of)..

"Winner") Fletcher (reason for win> Missus of McFly + media connections)

Runner-up) North (reason for win> sucked in gullibles + gay community)

Turd) Kay (reason for win> horny women)

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Pro Sniper

Beastie, in all honesty I never care for who wins these shows.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by GoldHeart

Apparently when they were doing the task to win keys , remember when Ruthie & Mo kept dropping the balls ??.

Turns out Vernon kept telling them what to do ,and Ruthie snapped at him according to rumours.

Which doesn't surprise me as Vernon seems like a know it all, and even when other people were cooking he kept getting involved .

It sounds like to me that he was trying to help like Rusticgal has said.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Pro Sniper

Another morning, more huggies from Fletcher..desperate to have those recipients choose her as their winner once they get the boot.

Richie given yet another outing, this time to "win" a bloody pub night. It's no wonder they're all so desperate to stay there given it's proving to be 1 huge jolly up.

More exaggerated gloominess over the departure of Callard and Derbyshire. North looked like he was being "comforted" at the funeral of close relative.

I wasn't aware the finale was coming around so quick. I found out only yesterday that the final ep is only couple of days away on the 4th. With that in mind, I realised the desperation from these freaks was due to be on full throttle. And so when it came to who gets the next trial decision, I got exactly what I was expecting. First we find out through Richie that Fletcher got the nod.."WE know mumma G" he said..but since WE(viewers) didn't get to see how that came about, we can only imagine how she bulldozed her way into that gig. However it came about, one could tell she clearly wasn't thrilled about having to SHARE the experience. When Plummer desperately asked if she "wanted a women by her side" Fletcher said NO with the shake of her head but spoke like she was completely indifferent. It was like a huffy: NO, I certainly don't want U(another female) getting any of my credit, but at the same time it's all messed up now so I couldn't care less. All I wanted was to go away on my jack jones and come back a hero. But looking over at desperate Kay I can already see he's never going to allow that to happen. And so it proved. For after Plummer, Pritchard and the constant airtime hunting North chucked their names forward, Kay piped up(with the backing of his sleazeball mate Richie) and got what he's been craving for days. And was it ever in doubt they'd let these 2 pet favs leave with anything less than a full house? There wasn't even a clock to compete against in this stupid one.

When trialists get back to camp and explain their roles they almost always without fail overhype what was asked of them. This one was no different, as Fletcher said: "(There was fishguts blah, blah, blah)..and I have to somehow throw the contents of it over to Vernon" She actually slipped in the word "somehow", like there was force fields and all sorts of other evils stopping her from freely lobbing slimy stuff into a bucket about a yard away. RIDICULOUS.

As expected the karaoke proved to be an utter mess with them all fighting to outdo each other. Kay's uncalled for and completely out of place breakdancing efforts edging them all in the desperation stakes.

2 more vote-offs and still no surprise. They tried again to get another couple to pick Ritchie as their winner. Using the same tactics on Plummer(adding him saying nicety in her highlights pack) but this time it FAILED. Fletcher obviously ahead of Ritchie on this one as those fake morning huggies bore fruit) They at least got Watson to say it. But notice how they change how they ask the question when they have answer in mind? When they're fishing for specific name they have puppets Ant&Dec ask them who they THINK will win. Who really gives a damn about that? We always want to know who they personally WANT to win. This question should never be altered..but they do it by way of pushing/endorsing a forced narrative.

Anyway, ALL the pet favs remain..but I see nauseating North has headed Fletcher in the betting again and is once again the absurd fav. Did his tomfoolery in the karaoke session bring him back in favour again? Who the hell knows with the GBP. So god damn fickle and easily amused.

Rule 101 of life, the UK nearly always has bad taste.

[Pro Sniper]

So puddle face Fletcher did in fact get the silly crown as predicted.

Talk about the party being sucked from someone. Nauseating North was all set to boogie into the night as "King of the castle"(having a great old laugh at all the morons he fooled into gifting him that absurd title) only to leave as a hopeless runner-up. He tried his best to hide his BITTER disappointment as he pretended to be delighted for "such a deserved winner" but etched across his insincere mug was just what a waste of time it all was to go through all that rubbish act for 3 weeks and hit no paydirt. CLOWN.

[rusticgal]

Originally Posted by Pro Sniper

So puddle face Fletcher did in fact get the silly crown as predicted.

Talk about the party being sucked from someone. Nauseating North was all set to boogie into the night as "King of the castle"(having a great old laugh at all the morons he fooled into gifting him that absurd title) only to leave as a hopeless runner-up. He tried his best to hide his BITTER disappointment as he pretended to be delighted for "such a deserved winner" but etched across his insincere mug was just what a waste of time it all was to go through all that rubbish act for 3 weeks and hit no paydirt. CLOWN.

[arista]

Originally Posted by rusticgal

The Cyclone is brilliant...

Yes I wish they would stop putting the Cameras on Ant and Dec
so much.

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by rusticgal

Jordan definitely looks disappointed he didn't win , he behaved like a nursery child for nothing .

[Marsh.]

He has a career boost and his fee for appearing. I'm sure he's not bothered about not getting the flowery crown and the wooden stick.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Pro Sniper

So puddle face Fletcher did in fact get the silly crown as predicted.

Talk about the party being sucked from someone. Nauseating North was all set to boogie into the night as "King of the castle"(having a great old laugh at all the morons he fooled into gifting him that absurd title) only to leave as a hopeless runner-up. He tried his best to hide his BITTER disappointment as he pretended to be delighted for "such a deserved winner" but etched across his insincere mug was just what a waste of time it all was to go through all that rubbish act for 3 weeks and hit no paydirt. CLOWN.

Tbf to Jordan I don't think that there's anything wrong with wanting to win the Show.