[Calderyon]

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

Gwyneth Paltrow's This Smells Like My Vagina” candle did more damage than expected when it reportedly burst into flames and exploded in a UK woman's home.

This Gwyneth Paltrow candle didn’t pass the smell test, according to a report.

A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, the Sun reported.

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50, told the outlet.

“I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room,” the media consultant from Kilburn, North London, added.

Thompson, who lives with her partner, David Snow, said they threw the flaming candle out the front door.

“It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that Gwyneth’s vagina candle exploded in my living room,” she said.

Scent notes include geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed, according to her online store.

“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP,” reads the website. “The two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina’ — but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent. (That turned out to be perfect as a candle.)”

The Post has reached out to Goop for comment about the exploding candle.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/18/gwynet...k-home-report/

Lol.

[Calderyon]

You pay 75 dollars for a candle that smells like a human's sexual organ?

This is what you might get.

[bitontheslide]

*makes mental note* add bots penis candle to Amazon store

[Ammi]

...now there’s a midweek headline ...but it’s obviously quite serious, will they be re-called...apparently Elton John bought lots of them as gifts and they sold out last year...so that’s a concern...maybe it was a fake candle...(...it’s difficult to type fake candle without thinking of fork handle but I’m not making light...)...it’s obviously very devastating and scary...

[Alf]

Something smells fishy about all this.

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...now there’s a midweek headline ...but it’s obviously quite serious, will they be re-called...apparently Elton John bought lots of them as gifts and they sold out last year...so that’s a concern...maybe it was a fake candle...(...it’s difficult to type fake candle without thinking of fork handle but I’m not making light...)...it’s obviously very devastating and scary...

This can actually happen to any candle and has more to do with the conditions the candle is burning in than the candle itself... No specific candle should be more at risk than any other. Although I think candles in "enclosed containers" (like the armonatic ones in glass) are more of a risk than free standing candles.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...now there’s a midweek headline ...but it’s obviously quite serious, will they be re-called...apparently Elton John bought lots of them as gifts and they sold out last year...so that’s a concern...maybe it was a fake candle...(...it’s difficult to type fake candle without thinking of fork handle but I’m not making light...)...it’s obviously very devastating and scary...

I would rather get a pair of socks

[bitontheslide]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I would rather get a pair of socks

a pair of Elton Johns socks really doesnt sound appealing

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

a pair of Elton Johns socks really doesnt sound appealing

more appealing than a vagina candle!

[LeatherTrumpet]

This could have been serious

I dont see what is fanny?

[parmnion]

Singe the minge.