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21-04-2021, 04:03 PM | #1 | |||
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Okay so the Big Brother thread was wildly successful and full of fan-made seasons on here for almost a decade now and in 2019, Morgan handily pointed out that they had uploaded a Drag Race template to the website. Here it is:
https://brantsteele.com/dragrace/simple/edit.php?m=3 It took me a while to find the link to edit your own cast on there You can choose how many queens you want to take part... worryingly, there is an option to have 50 contestants. That might come dangerously close to a season as long as 13 Anyway I thought it'd be fun to whip up a couple of All-Stars seasons for y'all and here they go. The format of the website is sadly just the same as the classic "LSFYL" format, rather than anything like a top 2, or Lipsync Assassins, etc. For the Lipsync Song choice I used a Spotify playlist that I've had for years called "Songs that Need to be Drag Race Lipsyncs" (I've had to delete songs from it as they eventually got picked for the shows). And I'm sure everyone can eventually work out how to get an Excel spreadsheet going, but if not then... I can't, and don't want to, teach you. I've gone to the effort of making sure that no impossible queens are cast... so no Chi Chi , Sahara or Sherry. But if anyone wants to include those then that's understandable, it's all fantasy anyway. All Stars 7
Jade Jolie getting a deceptively good "on the rise" edit only to suddenly be culled Denali being cast to kill in the lipsyncs and the competition Thorgy getting to win a lipsync to Gypsy Woman All Stars 8 Gigi killing the competition and having the most wins only to end up losing again The curse of "winner - elim" Coco coming back from the indignity of going home first on AS2 only to go home first in AS8
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21-04-2021, 05:08 PM | #2 | ||
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Alright, so I'm still at the office, it's 7pm and I'm waiting for another call before going home so I tried it with some winners (I carefully removed Tyra, Trinity and Sharon obviously) since everybody is going on about an All-Winners season.
And somehow I'm not mad at the outcome? I put Chad up there but soon to be replaced by S13 winner Kandy (not a joke, just a fact ). Not those winners eliminated before Yvie and Chad. That must hurt. Bianca lipsyncing the first two episodes and taking out BeBe and Monet Also, Chad eliminating Shea doesn't make sense with my fantasy. But Bob got revenge on Shea later Kind of curious to see the Sasha vs Violet lipsync... Maxi-Challenge Wins 3: Raja 2: Bob the Drag Queen 1: Alaska 1: Aquaria 1: Bianca Del Rio 1: Chad Michaels 1: Jinkx Monsoon 1: Violet Chachki 1: Yvie Oddly And then Bianca winning with one maxi-challenge win, 3 mini-challenge wins and 3 lip sync wins Sure, Jan.
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23-04-2021, 03:50 PM | #3 | |||
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I craved the chaos of a 20-queen-season so here, enjoy the madness.
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29-04-2021, 04:39 PM | #4 | |||
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Here, have a first-boots season!*
The intense decline of Penny Tration The sudden rise of Kahanna Montrese and Alisa Summers being brutally cut short Venus D'Lite being... there Tempest and Porkchop making top six despite having 3 good challenge performances between them An actually good final three *I'd already used Laila for one of the above AllStars, and Shangela and Vanjie don't count since they both got to come back the season after and finish fifth. With S8 I used both Dax and Naysha since Naysha did "go home first" and then Dax is considered the actual first elimination (along with Laila) since Naysha came back. With S6 there were obviously two "first eliminated"s. And with S11... I can't stand Soju and she's a sexual predator so I picked Kahanna instead
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29-04-2021, 05:03 PM | #5 | ||
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That’s quite a reliable season actually
The messiness of multiple eliminations right after a maxi challenge win makes it even better to imagine (Dax, Magnolia, Kahanna, Alisa)
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02-05-2021, 04:45 PM | #6 | |||
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The year is 2025. In an emotional interview with Entertainment Weekly, RuPaul finally snaps when asked about the fracking and announces that the next season of AllStars will be the final RuPaul's Drag Race, ever. The remaining international franchises are divided between Courtney Act, Charlie Hides and Charo.
In a daring "**** it" endeavour, RuPaul personally asks that all blacklisted queens are cast for a 30-queen nightmare season. The Vixen, Willam, Pearl and Tyra Sanchez are bemused to be invited, and are thrown into a pit of filler queens and random fan favourites. Robbie Turner shows up as a surprise 30th queen in an Uber, shading Gottmik with a random line about really crashing the cis-tem. Elliott With 2 Ts and Nina Bonina are delighted by this dig. Everyone is eerily silent on the subject of Shuga Cain's skin colour, and Utica feels like she needs to say something. Stacy Layne and Derrick are having a competition to drop the most henny/hemmies. Akashia and Kandy Ho have already sent home 7 queens in the casting process through lipsyncs, and are absolutely certain that they won't be the first two queens eliminated This is the end. Spoiler:
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