The year is 2025. In an emotional interview with Entertainment Weekly, RuPaul finally snaps when asked about the fracking and announces that the next season of AllStars will be the final RuPaul's Drag Race, ever. The remaining international franchises are divided between Courtney Act, Charlie Hides and Charo.
In a daring "**** it" endeavour, RuPaul personally asks that all blacklisted queens are cast for a 30-queen nightmare season. The Vixen, Willam, Pearl and Tyra Sanchez are bemused to be invited, and are thrown into a pit of filler queens and random fan favourites. Robbie Turner shows up as a surprise 30th queen in an Uber, shading Gottmik with a random line about
really crashing the cis-tem. Elliott With 2 Ts and Nina Bonina are delighted by this dig. Everyone is eerily silent on the subject of Shuga Cain's skin colour, and Utica feels like she needs to say something. Stacy Layne and Derrick are having a competition to drop the most henny/hemmies. Akashia and Kandy Ho have already sent home 7 queens in the casting process through lipsyncs, and are absolutely certain that they won't be the first two queens eliminated
This is the end.
02-05-2021, 04:45 PM
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