[arista]

Originally Posted by arista

The Bog is Closed
someone has messed on the floor

I will have to fit CCTV in there to catch the next Bugger

The Bog is now open and improved.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by arista

The Bog is now open and improved.

is it gender neutral?

[arista]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

is it gender neutral?

Yes and it has an Hot Auto Spray
once you leave and close the door.

[Scarlett.]

The bogs were closed for quite a while

[arista]

Originally Posted by Scarlett.

The bogs were closed for quite a while

Cost alot on Money
to fit the Hot Water Spray
and tiles for fast drain away.

[Scarlett.]

High tech toilet facilities!

Unfortunately, we can't open due to COVID >.<

[MTVN]

Here for arista cutting the ribbon on the new bogs after their 5 year refurbishment

[MTVN]

Did we ever catch the bugger who messed on the floor

[arista]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Did we ever catch the bugger who messed on the floor

No Someone
Cut the Camera Feed

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by arista

No Someone
Cut the Camera Feed

No doubt it was Kizzy as someone had sprayed "ACAB" above the urinals

[arista]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

No doubt it was Kizzy as someone had sprayed "ACAB" above the urinals

Bloody Politics dragged into our bogs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACAB_%...s_Are_Bastards

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by arista

Bloody Politics dragged into our bogs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACAB_%...s_Are_Bastards

Yes and when I was in last Marsh was in one of the stalls and he was taking a knee ( more politics)...well i could see he was on his knees as i peered under the door

He was mumbling something but he was obviously eating his lunch as his mouth was full

[arista]

We will have to put a Security Guard outside the Bogs
it's the only way.

[arista]

All customers using our bogs
get a Free Hand Spayer (while stocks last)
they can take home
It's full of hand cleaner

[arista]

Originally Posted by Scarlett.

High tech toilet facilities!

Unfortunately, we can't open due to COVID >.<

We can, as we have fitted
a Burger Bar
serving top notch grub.


Free Sauces

[arista]

Originally Posted by Scarlett.

Where's all me punters gone?

They are coming back now
we have Top Notch Food
and Ultra Clean bogs

[arista]

Free Hot Dogs
for every customer.

[arista]

The Pub Toilet
has been Closed
by the Government Health Inspector.


Men will be given Empty Plastic Bottles
for now.

[arista]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

No doubt it was Kizzy as someone had sprayed "ACAB" above the urinals

Got our bogs closed again.

[Scarlett.]

We should get some of those portable toilets

[arista]

Originally Posted by Scarlett.

We should get some of those portable toilets

Yes there is a High demand for them
so many Builders have them.
They used to be able to use the Home Toilet
(when building an extension)
but with Covid - No way.

We are on a Waiting list.

[arista]

Scott is on a 2 week Ban

He pissed on the Floor.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by arista

Scott is on a 2 week Ban

He pissed on the Floor.

Omg nooooooo

[arista]

Two Porta Loo's
have arrived, we have put them in the garden.
Cost a bit for the Massive crane.

One for Ladies
One for Fellas

[arista]

Kizzy said the Outside Loos need a Good Clean
I put on Rubber gloves and got Stuck in.

One big Lady came out
and shoved me out for 4 mins.