[parmnion]

Dont worry, I will sort you out, cause my mate Jerry can.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Badom tchshhhh

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Dont worry, I will sort you out, cause my mate Jerry can.

The funny thing is there is a local garage I went in a few days ago and I’m not joking they had at least 50 new Jerry cans outside the shop

I said to girl on the till, you got more cans than the army

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

The funny thing is there is a local garage I went in a few days ago and I’m not joking they had at least 50 new Jerry cans outside the shop

I said to girl on the till, you got more cans than the army

My mate went into a road side station for a meal deal today, he started roaring at the people panic buying, demanding to be served first, which he was.

He told me he picked up loads of loafs of bread on the way out for the swans, cause he was that angry...I took a chance, and called the huge hulking mass Michael Douglas.