[Gusto Brunt]

My next-door neighbour has always got parcels delivered. But it looks like they've hit some financial difficulty recently because I saw their Range Rover being taken away. Never seen it since.

That hasn't stopped her getting parcels though. She used to be in all day. And I'd see her passing the house walking the dog. It appears she's got a job now, but still no Range Rover.

I say all this because 4 times since week I have taken in a parcel for her. But last night was the limit. She came ringing the doorbell at 10.20pm.

If I order something online, I make blinkin' sure I am in to receive it. And she never says thanks.

So today the postman was banging on our door - not with a parcel for me because I haven't ordered anything. It'll be for next door. No way. Never again.