[ThomasC]

Lucky you didn't get done for breach of peace.

You want to be in Australia.

I got fined for non angle parking as I parked in the space going forward when I should have parked backwards. Their logic is that when you reverse out you can't see oncoming traffic.

Got two parking fines in Sydney in the same night when out on the lash.

Got parking fine when leaving car to meet someone in a hotel for sex.

No speeding fines though!

And hundreds of dollar fines for using Australian toll roads without a tag, unbeknownst to me at the time. When you add admin charges on you have a hefty bill.