[Nicky91]

glad nobody naughty moron didn't win

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Santa's Little Helper

I think Adam may be leaving tonight

him or Matty need to go

[Vanessa]

I want Simon to stay. What a great guy he is!

[arista]

Originally Posted by Cherry Christmas

I really liked Naughty Boy, sorry to see him go as he was the only one bringing a bit of drama

what was Adam like, did he really need to do all the chores, it was so funny watching him running around and at one point there was aerial footage of him lugging this huge basket of wood up the steps, no brownie points for being a 'doer' I am afraid

No he was a Lazy Boy
Wanted to stay in bed.

Glad he has Gone

[rusticgal]

Originally Posted by Cherry Christmas

I think he was playing the Martyr to be honest, there was no need to be up and running around doing all the jobs like that, there was no one else around either so they were all in bed as far as I could see

Yes thats what I meant.... There is something about Adam. He reminds me a bit of my brother...he cant help with the glib comments and then he will pass it off as a joke if it backfires....a bit of an irritant

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by MissyToes

Yes thats what I meant.... There is something about Adam. He reminds me a bit of my brother...he cant help with the glib comments and then he will pass it off as a joke if it backfires....a bit of an irritant

He really is, I was enjoying it though and I think Desperate Dan was winding him up as well, with the hand around the shoulder advice

[arista]

10mins longer show tonight.

9PM -10:30PM


Could be a double eviction?

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by Cherry Christmas

He really is, I was enjoying it though and I think Desperate Dan was winding him up as well, with the hand around the shoulder advice

Desperate Dan is 2 faced

[Strictly Jake]

Can't wait to hear snipers review of the David and Danny show tonight. Predictable as hell and nauseating

[Strictly Jake]

The show has decided that Danny and David are the final 2. Also why did the letter say Danny had to read it. This series is pathetic

[Vanessa]

Danny was so good at that trial. Wow, great balance

[Strictly Jake]

I used to like Frankie but I can see the desperation oozing through her in this

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by The Snowman

I used to like Frankie but I can see the desperation oozing through her in this

Yep Miss deputy in her comfy bed as well

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by The Snowman

The show has decided that Danny and David are the final 2. Also why did the letter say Danny had to read it. This series is pathetic

Every year this type of thing happens Jake , it's annoying and predictable for sure.

[parmnion]

Louise has massive hands btw

[Vanessa]

Frankie is the only woman left

[Vanessa]

Danny to win for me. He's my favourite

[GoldHeart]

Surprise surprise Frankie is the last woman Standing

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by The Snowman

Sniper I look forward to your reviews every morning now. It's so true! I used to like Frankie but I can see right through what's she is up to. She is constantly in the camera room. She is always the one with the scrolls. And suprise suprise she is sat on a throne now. I told you she would quickly be moved to deputy. And don't even get me started on bloody Danny miller!!!! I've lost all respect for David I think he was putting on an act in the first week of being the nice fatherly figure but he is just so full of himself

The only one I truly like is Simon

Thank goodness naughty boy has gone

God I thought that it was just me that finds Danny & Frankie annoying.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Cherry Christmas

I think he was playing the Martyr to be honest, there was no need to be up and running around doing all the jobs like that, there was no one else around either so they were all in bed as far as I could see

Naughty Boy was supposed to have been helping Adam out though, but instead decided to be lazy.

[arista]

Originally Posted by over cooked turkey

Louise has massive hands btw

Yes Louise Gets Evicted
Good,at last.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Santa's Little Helper

Frankie is the only woman left

Yes
Hard for her, now

[Pro Sniper]

I wasn't sure what Snowman was on about, I thought I must've missed a part of the show last night..

Anyway, any blank was filled in when Bull****ting Bridge was seen gleefully waking up in a nice comfy bed. RIDICULOUS. When Snoozie was booted they should have left her position empty. Or at least held a singing comp for it..and that way Bridge would've been far from certain of landing such an cushy, privileged position. She "slept with TWO pairs of socks on"..too bad she never thought about the viewers by balling up and stuffing that xtra pair in her mouth. She just never tires of hearing her own voice.

DESPERATE Dan decided it was time to flex more of his thespian skills and give us a flavour of his musical tone. It has to be said, it wasn't too shabby. But then again, when your competition is Daveed, and a so-called "pro" that sounds like a tone-deaf Hyena on crack.. the chance of sounding impressive by comparison is unlikely to prove too challenging.

Bull****ting Bridge set up her next phoney bit of nonsense when she set DESPERATE Dan off on his acting role.. and after he predictably made out he accepted the whole gay role NOT BECAUSE HE WAS SELF-CONCERNED WITH LOSING A LOVEY, CUSHY, HIGH PAYING JOB, but to accept it for the betterment of "others",, Bull****ting Bridge(with the help of her editing pals) was simultaneously narrating all this claptrap in her fav room and putting her own "poor gay community" spin on it, saying any old generic rubbish she imagined would earn her some plaudits. DESPERATE. The problem we have here is we're seeing commendable words/messages/attitudes that are so clearly LACED with INSINCERITY. That little bull****ter was on the front of the newspaper the other day with her t!ts hanging out..



with "her team" bragging about the millionŁ offers she's going to be bombarded with when she gets out of there. Anyone who can't see past that self-infatuated dial of hers, and stupidly swallows up those hollow words of "sadness" she feels for any discriminatory issues that are going on galaxies away from her insular bubble.. is well and truly out of their mind.

Dreaming up ways to give them more silly treats, production came up with a time-wasting "quiz" that inevitably finished with ALL of them getting to go to the silly "castle pub". Gregson was absent during the time-wasting rubbish - due to some gut issues. Moronic Madeley must be looking on wondering how the hell Gregson managed such a feat without being insta rushed to emergency unit..

Miller looked RIDICULOUS as he pretended he was "gutted" when Nancy boy was evicted. And Woodyatt(who clearly had several issues with boy) also put some words of pretend kindness to his name before being serious and finishing off with his signature snidey dig. Bull****ting Bridge went through the motions again, pretending it would be "weird"..and the difference would be "noticeable" as she sat with a big grin in her face, clearly joyous with the fact that one more hurdle was removed from her desperate winning path.

Another trial was calling them, and with Bridge ruling herself out - clearly a strategic decision as we head into the final stretch. What with her cocksure arrogance telling her she won't be going anywhere any time soon, she plans on "shining" much nearer the finale.. PATHETIC. So this left the door open for DESPERATE Dan AGAIN. For a person who was bitching so much about player repetition being "BORING", you'd think this same person who did the trial the night before would have the self-awareness, grace and/or decency to stand back from the one that immediately followed.. but NOT THIS DESPERATE Dan. There he was unashamedly having his snood added to the "lucky dip" bucket. Sure enough, his snood was conveniently picked. And not only that, his "mancrush" bromance partner was the next to be "randomly" plucked out. It's absolutely amazing how these type of "chance outcomes" on these type of shows continue to defy the true laws of probability.. Maybe Miller found the magic wand that Snoozie left behind..and that's how come we ende up with such a highly convenient outcome. And once this "special" tag-team paring was "randomly selected"..was there ever any doubt it would result in a fullhouse? Of course there wasn't. All they do here is pretend they have 10mins on the clock while actually giving them as much silly time as they want to complete. FARCE. The 2 stooges came back to camp with the old "fake out" routine.."it was so hard, blah blah blah" Daveed was heard slipping in the truth when he said, "HALFWAY through the whole thing, we had TWO stars..and they said, well, that's going to be IMPOSSIBLE, and.." .. and had he finished that sentence.. so my mates Ant&Dec handily added on another 5mins for us so we could get all the bastard stars"..

Bull****ting Bridge tells us she's been wanting chips for days.. and as if by magic, a ton of chips are found around the corner. Who needs a magic wand when you can just order production around like bitches. "Let me arrive in camp late like I'm a special diva".."let me know what this trial is and give me a practice run so I can outgun Madeley"..Give me an easy anwser question trial and get Ant&Dec to tell me the answers if I don't know them".."Let me sleep in that big comfy bed".."Get me big bowls of chips".. and the list goes on and on and on. Imagine being such a lackey for that bull****ting little pipsqueak.

At the crappy pretend pub, Daveed took it upon himself to produce yet another of his corny speeches. After they'd all enjoyed stuffing their entitled faces, DESPERATE Dan just happened to "find" those bastard letters from home. Panicked that if they set them some sort of "chance challenge" that wasn't 100% rigged, they'd potentially go and **** it up again, so desperate production just skipped all that and sat them on a silly tree. RIDICULOUS. It was predictable that Woodyatt's letter would be glossed over and read like it was totally irrelevant. Minchin played the part beautifully, no probs to her given she'd already took it upon herself to dismiss his want/need for it compared with the "special case" that is Daveed. So after Minchin had read out Woodyatt's letter like a bored robot..the path was now clear for DESPERATE Dan to get his shining moment of reading the most special letter in the whole wide world..with crappy "emotional" piano notes being played as he did so.. (EMBARRASSING)

Bull****ting Bridge DESPERATELY tried to bluff her way out of not being able to sound even good amateur(let alone the "pro" level she's supposed to be) by ridiculously suggesting karaoke was "supposed to be rubbish".. and this would explain away her pathetic performance.. EMBARRASSING.

[Beastie]

Frankie better not win by default because she's the last girl left. Sad really. My fave girl was Snoochie!

Simon better win now. The other guys are either desperate or boring!

[Cherie]

Could Daveed be any more in love with himself, I have never had such a turnaround on anyone, and he was obviously coached on the 'what time is it'
catch phrase so he can cash in on it when he gets out.

Simon must win this, naturally funny, self deprecating and not buying into all the bull****