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Auditions for Britain’s biggest talent show only started ‘a few days ago’, but audience members have left feeling ‘sour’ due to a ‘cringe’ array of blunders ALREADY


Pictured, Amanda, David and Alesha leave auditions. Simon apparently took another route at to ‘avoid The paparazzi’

It has so far been reported that;

Simon Cowell FAILED to recognise the ENGLISH flag, instead confusing it with the Swiss’ similar red and white flag

A MARRIAGE ‘randomly took place on stage’, with Mr Cowell himself ‘confused and unaware’ of what was ‘going on’, as it was apparently unplanned.

A man, notably British actor Ian Barthomolew, was insensitively informed he ‘needs to get a domestic abuse choir’ to ‘make his song more emotional’ - Ian bravely took to the stage to sing a self composed ballad about domestic abuse but was slated by Amanda Holden for his ‘lack of creativity’

Two dogs who auditioned ‘left mess’ backstage, leaving contestants feeling ‘nauseous’, with one LEAVING as conditions were ‘so bad’ - producers were pre-occupied with ‘unsafe equipment’ that ‘nearly fell on people, more than once’

It has also been reported the golden buzzer has been pressed ‘multiple times’ despite just THREE DAYS of auditions having taken place

Sources: a range, you can search up each tale itself with a range of articles