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Adele has been forced to cancel her American tours, less than 24 HOURS before they were due to start as her team ‘aren’t ready’ and ‘have covid’

She announced the ‘heartbreaking news’ via her Instagram page, apologising ‘massively’ to those who had travelled to see her first live show in 5 years

In the 1 minute video, Adele sat on the floor, apologising for the ‘distress caused’, as she wiped away at non-existent tears with the help of her long white false nails



Adele also claimed she had been awake ‘30 hours’ looking ‘for a solution’, possibly explaining that she was too tired to even cry

The cockney pop star’s homemade video has already been viewed 2 million times within 1 hour, and has made national headlines

Adele was predicted to make £500,000 from the show, with £500 nicked from each audience member’s purse for entry. However these plans are now stumped as Adele, half a million out of pocket remains in one of her many luxurious American houses for the rest of the week

Despite the ‘disappointing outcome’ she sneakily managed to promote her latest single, ‘Oh My God’, by purposefully including a Christian cross in the background of the video. At points she conspicuously made sure her head did not cover this by looking into the camera.