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25-04-2022, 03:34 PM | #1 | |||
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[A MUM has married her cat — to stop landlords forcing
her to give up the pet. Deborah Hodge, 49, tied the knot with India in a park ceremony presided over by a legally ordained pal.] [The single mum was decked out in a tuxedo, with India in gold lamé, meowing through the vows. Deborah claimed landlords over the years forced her to rehome two huskies and a cat — and she was desperate to avoid a repeat. She said: “I can’t be without India. She is truly a sensation, she is so friendly and amazing. She is fundamentally the most important thing in my life after my children.” Deborah lost her job as a coach last month and fears she may be evicted from her home in Sidcup, South East London.] Love for her Pet. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/183603...ords-evicting/ |
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25-04-2022, 03:37 PM | #2 | |||
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Did the cat agree to the marriage or is it a forced marriage?
What happens if the cat wants to divorce or cheat on her? |
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25-04-2022, 03:40 PM | #3 | |||
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25-04-2022, 03:44 PM | #4 | |||
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self-oscillating
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the cats expression is priceless
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25-04-2022, 03:46 PM | #5 | |||
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I Love my brick
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25-04-2022, 03:46 PM | #6 | |||
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It sounds to me like she's having a mental breakdown after losing her job. She probably needs medical help rather than an article in the rags celebrating and cheering on her craziness.
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25-04-2022, 03:51 PM | #7 | |||
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im not making the first "pussy" joke
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25-04-2022, 03:58 PM | #8 | |||
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25-04-2022, 04:08 PM | #9 | |||
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Love her.
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25-04-2022, 04:15 PM | #10 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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25-04-2022, 04:21 PM | #11 | |||
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25-04-2022, 04:24 PM | #12 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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I wonder if this will be a pawsitive relationship or will it end in Cat-astrophe?
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25-04-2022, 04:26 PM | #13 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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It’s a bit odd this really I mean her cat is now surely her next of kin? That’s gonna be a bit odd when you have to fill out forms and stuff? Also if they divorce would she be entitled to half the litter tray like there’s so many questions that need explaining?
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25-04-2022, 04:27 PM | #14 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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25-04-2022, 04:32 PM | #15 | ||
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That thought a out that before they wrote up the documents. There's a claws in the contract.
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25-04-2022, 04:34 PM | #16 | |||
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Shes probably into beastiality, is it a labour run council that have approved this lame excuse?
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25-04-2022, 04:36 PM | #17 | |||
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25-04-2022, 04:36 PM | #18 | |||
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So that cat is now the kids step dad, have fun tomorrow at school.
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25-04-2022, 04:38 PM | #19 | |||
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Your mums that fat she......
Yeah well, your mums ****ing a cat ya ginger ****. Last edited by parmnion; 25-04-2022 at 04:38 PM. |
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25-04-2022, 04:38 PM | #20 | |||
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Jessica Meuse was robbed.
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25-04-2022, 04:39 PM | #21 | |||
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I understand her wanting to keep the cat, but this is taking the puss!
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25-04-2022, 04:43 PM | #22 | |||
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Jessica Meuse was robbed.
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25-04-2022, 04:45 PM | #23 | |||
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25-04-2022, 04:50 PM | #24 | |||
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What the hell was she coaching.
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25-04-2022, 05:39 PM | #25 | |||
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🌈😈🌈👊🏾🌈👻🌈🫦🌈🔥🌈
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I hope the cat signed a prenup, i dont see this marriage ending well.
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