[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I'm going to panic buy square sausage just in case

Your can make square sausage yourself by simply scraping roadkill off the ground and patting it into shape with a little salt and pepper.

[bitontheslide]

i used to love square sausage, cant get it down this way

[glib]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I actually though it was going to be a joke





Are you worried Alf is telling porkies?

Why is it every time I make a pun you decide to delete it and give me an infraction?

Your ‘puns’ are crap

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Your can make square sausage yourself by simply scraping roadkill off the ground and patting it into shape with a little salt and pepper.

I am already doing this thanks to the COLC



damn you Labour and Communism

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

i used to love square sausage, cant get it down this way

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Your can make square sausage yourself by simply scraping roadkill off the ground and patting it into shape with a little salt and pepper.

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[Alf]

Youtube video

[Alf]

I've never tried a tattie scone, are they similar to a hash brown or is there quite a difference?

[Alf]

Does this guy do them correctly? because they look easy to make. I'll give them a go.

Youtube video

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Alf

I've never tried a tattie scone, are they similar to a hash brown or is there quite a difference?

nothing like a HB

[Kizzy]

I don't get hash browns.. they're like deconstructed chips formed and refried right?... for breakfast?

Come back Nicole Arbour you're forgiven!

[bitontheslide]

ive always found hash browns unpleasant, tattie scones are fab

[Cherie]

More than 120 firefighters tackled a huge fire at an industrial bakery in west London over night.
The blaze broke out at the site in Park Royal in the early hours of Wednesday and is under investigation by London Fire Brigade.
Smoke was seen billowing from the bakery and orange flames lit up the site on Minerva Road in the early hours.
Eleven gas cylinders were removed over fears they could explode when exposed to heat.
Most of the factory’s ground floor, as well as half of its roof, were damaged by the fire.

Alfs self fulfilling prophecy

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Cherie

More than 120 firefighters tackled a huge fire at an industrial bakery in west London over night.
The blaze broke out at the site in Park Royal in the early hours of Wednesday and is under investigation by London Fire Brigade.
Smoke was seen billowing from the bakery and orange flames lit up the site on Minerva Road in the early hours.
Eleven gas cylinders were removed over fears they could explode when exposed to heat.
Most of the factory’s ground floor, as well as half of its roof, were damaged by the fire.

Alfs self fulfilling prophecy

Good arne't I?

[Alf]

Another one bites the dust!

[Alf]

There go the eggs

The full English breakfast is being wiped out.

Bugs for breakfast it is.

[Toy Soldier]

A barn housing tens of thousands of chickens was leveled, in what a farm spokesperson called a “tragic accident.”

According to Forsman Farms website, the farm started in 1918, and now the fourth-generation family farm sells more than three million eggs a day

Something about these maths is not working out … I can only assume that one barn burned down and they have many such barns?

Because “tens” of thousands of chickens ain’t laying 3 MILLION eggs a day.

Thus, I think the impact on the food chain is being massively exaggerated here. It can only possibly be a small percentage of their output that’s affected.

[Alf]

[Alf]

Whatever you do, don't check out what's happened to cattle in Kansas, recently. There's nothing to see there.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I think we can live without sausages though

A few weeks ago I would agree but we have a new local butchers nearby now and the pork sausages are heavenly.

They taste gorgeous plus it’s very comforting to know what is actually in his sausages as well


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[Zizu]

Sooooo what is a square sausage and where can I get some ?


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