[ThomasC]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Amputation?

I will when I catch the bastards

Originally Posted by Zizu

Midges , Bed bugs , partners ?



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Partners? That sounds lovely, I can fit 3 in my bed at a push

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Its the monkey pox fo sho

I wash my willy daily thank you very much

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Well if you have an outbreak of bed bugs be prepared for some hard work, put a torch on walls when it dark , if you've got them they'll be running. Good luck whatever is biting you.

Thank you, I will get the torch out. I have checked crevices but with the lights on. I shall turn them off!

Originally Posted by Cherie

This is what happens when you say we are boring

My investigation so far has been unfruitful. But I have dosed my bed in bicarb of soda and sprayed it with a mix of bicarb and lemon zoflora. I have also spritzed elsewhere and my bedding is being boiled.

Preliminary findings suggest it could be mosquitoes so the heavy scent of lemon everywhere should help deter the twats