[LeatherTrumpet]

This is what Germans think a 'a full English breakfast' looks like: Café in Berlin
leaves Brits cold with their bizarre take on the dish (which includes pineapple
and melon!)


There is also sausage on the plate, although the customer said it was 'spicy'.

The original poster wrote in the CasualUK thread: 'In Berlin they served me a
full English with spicy sausages, a fruit bowl with every fruit bar tomatoes
and looked at me in shock when I asked for condiments.

'Weirdest experience I've had for a while. Fry ups aren't very common here
by the way.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ple-melon.html

No wonder they lost both wars, absolute shambles

[Vanessa]

I would still eat it

[Cherie]

Think they have been to a buffet breakfast and just went on that, looks okay to me

[arista]

Looks Great

[LeatherTrumpet]

every single thing bar the manky mushrooms looks undercooked

and fruit?

the dirty beggars

[LeatherTrumpet]

beans in a wee pot with a huge spoon?

what on Gods earth is that

[LeatherTrumpet]

black coffee?

mug of tea or nothing

[bitontheslide]

a chinese restaurant in the uk doesn't serve up dog but that doesn't make it a bad meal

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

a chinese restaurant in the uk doesn't serve up a dog

[parmnion]

Needs shoved under a grill for 10 minutes.

[Alf]

Nae tattie scone?

[Alf]

I want the sausage and bacon cooking more. I want some tomato, bubble and squeak, black pudding and fried bread adding to it and get rid of the fruit. And I'll have a pot of tea.

[LeatherTrumpet]

And a fried tomato

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

black coffee?

mug of tea or nothing

It’s strange how tea compliments some food whilst coffee others


Eg
It has to be tea with beans on toast or fish and chips


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[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

This is what Germans think a 'a full English breakfast' looks like: Café in Berlin
leaves Brits cold with their bizarre take on the dish (which includes pineapple
and melon!)


There is also sausage on the plate, although the customer said it was 'spicy'.

The original poster wrote in the CasualUK thread: 'In Berlin they served me a
full English with spicy sausages, a fruit bowl with every fruit bar tomatoes
and looked at me in shock when I asked for condiments.

'Weirdest experience I've had for a while. Fry ups aren't very common here
by the way.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ple-melon.html

No wonder they lost both wars, absolute shambles

I think most of it looks fine.

Except for the charcoal looking thing near the fruit & Bread.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

I think most of it looks fine.

Except for the charcoal looking thing near the fruit & Bread.

we call those 'shrooms Mock

[bitontheslide]

every good english breakfast must contain prunes

[Alf]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

every good english breakfast must contain prunes

Don't need them. I'm already regular as clockwork. You can set your watch by my arse.

[Soldier Boy]

Full English doesn't have anything on a Full Scottish anyway. No potato scone? No black pudding? Big old dirty half tomato on my plate? Get it away.

Also the plain old toast done in a toaster when that bread should either have been fried in the bacon pan or left off the plate.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Soldier Boy

Full English doesn't have anything on a Full Scottish anyway. No potato scone? No black pudding? Big old dirty half tomato on my plate? Get it away.

Also the plain old toast done in a toaster when that bread should either have been fried in the bacon pan or left off the plate.

What you talking about. English breakfast has Black pudding and fried bread. And I go for a tin of chopped tomatoes over a dirty half tomato. I also add an oxo cube and black pepper to my tin of tomatoes.

[LeatherTrumpet]

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

would need a square sausage too and obvs broon sauce

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

would need a square sausage too and obvs broon sauce

And toast.