[Amy]

Scots Big Brother 4 housemate Federico Martone gives his verdict on the new intake

Federico Martone


Derek Outspoken, a Tory and a fox-hunter. He must have a great chance of winning the contest.

Craig A gay hairdresser who is good at spreading rumours. I'm convinced they're putting the same muppets in but just changing their names. Vanessa Says she can turn any straight man gay (I know it's the other way around but it makes more sense like that).

Maxwell Desperate, Club 18-30-type. Says after BB he'll be able to walk into any pub and pull a bird. Only if the pub is in Newcastle and the bird is 18 stone. Lesley Rougher than a week in jail. Combs her hair with a pork chop and, after a couple of Peach Schnapps, Maxwell may well have a lumber.

Roberto A bit arrogant, his roots are from Italy and says he's an 'Excellent package with lots to offer'. Oh no! He sounds just like that numpty from BB. Saskia Insignificant girl who spends too much money in TopShop and too much time under UVA lights.

Makosi Reminds me a little of the lead singer of Morcheeba who I adore. She strikes me as having a modicum of intelligence and character, so have no idea what she's doing in there.

Kemal I believe he is actually who Nadia was before her transformation. Science And we all thought Victor was a prat! Come back Vic, at least you had man breasts that gave you some redeeming comic value, all is forgiven. Mary Jackie Stallone's name used to be Mary and we can all see why she decided on the plastic surgery.

Sam C'mon Kate Lawler, do you think some hair dye and some plastic boobies can fool me?

Anthony How can I get this show taken off the air? Is there someone I have to kill? Just tell me please

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[Amy]

Some of the housemates do remind me of past people from other series!