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Originally Posted by Zizu
Soooooo
Many , many years ago I worked in an animal sanctuary .. I had a section of dogs to care for - each section had about 60 dogs.
3 sections so around 180 in total
Now you can imagine the noise .. one bark or bang would set off all the dogs barking/yapping/ howling .
Sooooo I am a persistent whistler - all completely random stuff ( pop songs , tv adverts etc )
Anyways , one particular day I started whistling something from Brahms First symphony and after about 15 seconds I realised that every single one of ‘my’ dogs were completely and utterly SILENT !!
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Yeah! It's like magic isn't it? Like slipping them a woofie.
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die
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